JustJared today has the first pictures of Emma Stone going blonde for her role as Gwen Stacy in the upcoming Spider-Man reboot starring Scarfield. Trivia: She's actually a natural blonde. But does the carpet match her pubes? Stay tuned! [more pictures in the slideshow]
George Clooney directing film version of Enron: The Musical. Playwright Lucy Prebble will adapt from her own play. Some of the British people from the play are pissed that none of them will be involved in the film version, and they'll probably be even more pissed when this fails miserably. Unless you work in the Glee kids singing "Don't Stop Believin'", no one's seeing this. |Guardian|
Kathryn Bigelow and Hurt Locker screenwriter Mark Boal are re-teaming. Boal and Bigelow are shopping an "international thriller" that would shoot before Bigelow's Triple Frontier starts next Fall. So far, all we know is that it's based on a true story that appeared in print, and that "the narrative concerns black ops." Asked Brett Ratner, CAN THE BLACK OPS ALSO BE SASSY?? |Variety|
Neill Blomkamp reteaming with Sharlto Copley in the sci-fi/horror project Elysium, "an action-based film with sociopolitical themes." The concept is being shopped around town with every studio reportedly showing interest. I'm all for sociopolitical themes, but unless they can be communicated through Sharlto Copley eating cat food and crying, I'm not interested. |ThePlaylist|
Jay Roach to direct a political comedy starring Zach Galifianakis and Will Ferrell, "about two candidates timed to 2012's U.S. presidential election. Remember that Roach has experience in this genre; he replaced Sydney Pollack as the director of HBO's 2008 Emmy-winning dramedy Recount about the 2000 Bush vs Gore election." And he most recently directed Dinner for Schmucks and produced Little Fockers, so I guess the only thing missing is experience in comedy. |Deadline|
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She kindof looks like an old sixty’s bond girl. her hairdo giving my Father a boner in 3, 2, 1
I don’ tthink this new Spider-Man cares as much about her hair color as he does about her shoes and that dress making her look “uber-delish”.
BTK, all the gay-bashing jokes from me today are courtesy of Vince taking a strong pro-gay-bashing stance on last week’s frotcast.
I’d be more interested in seeing a Papa Roach directed political comedy featuring tons of guyliner and a terrible soundtrack.
Fifty Cent and Kanye West are teaming up with Apple to make a selection of black apps.
What kind of asshole names their kid Sharlto?
The kind that tries to fart and ends up with a baby in their pants.
I will assume that by “going blonde” you mean that she used white out on a computer screen.
Wake me up when she’s being catapulted across a theater.
Unrelated – what’s this I keep hearing about a Spiderman musical?
But does the carpet match her pubes?
I don’t know if they match, but I put my cigarettes out on both.
I’m glad Clooney is bringing some much needed attention to Enron, it’s not like any other big companies have done even more fucked up things since then
Scarfield makin’ cobwebs already.
Natural blonde my ass. Her eyebrows tell the fiery truth.