Trailer for Hanna, y’all:
Raised by her father, an ex-CIA man, in the wilds of Finland, Hanna’s upbringing and training have been one and the same, all geared to making her the perfect assassin. The turning point in her adolescence is a sharp one; sent into the world by her father on a mission, Hanna journeys stealthily across Europe while eluding agents dispatched after her by a ruthless intelligence operative with secrets of her own.
So basically, the chick from Atonement/Lovely Bones — Saoirse (“SIR-shuh”) Ronan — is raised in the woods with Eric Bana, who turns her into a PERFECT KILLING MACHINE. My favorite part was when she was riding in the undercarriage of a car like Cape Fear. I wish she’d also had a knife between her teeth and was screaming YOU CAN’T RUN FROM SAOIRSE, MOTHERF**KERS!
Then in the next scene, someone’s looking at her DNA tests marked “ABNORMAL.” I’m telling you, if this chick turns out to be a secret dwarf hooker, I might pass out from glee.
From director Joe Wright, previously of Atonement (puke), Pride & Prejudice, and The Soloist. Opens in April.
Additional note: I think a good scene would be Saoirse Ronan and Dakota Fanning slowly circling each other, tossing a knife back and forth between each hand.
I want more like this!
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