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THIS WEEK ON THE FROTCAST: I debut a few clips from the Quentin Tarantino roast, we talk about going to Weezer’s “Memories” tour concert (Pinkerton edition), discuss the intense Afghanistan war doc Restrepo (definitely check that out), and bring on our friend Lindy West to play the brand new Armond White game, as an homage to our favorite thesaurificent contrarian cantankerating film critic. As an extra treat, I’m including a clip of Eli Roth at the Tarantino Roast. Even with all the comedians there, I thought he was the funniest.
- Tarantino roast stuff starts at 4:15 of the above clip [just to clarify, this roast is not being televised, so these clips aren't spoilers or anything.]
- Jeff Ross at 8:00 – 12:00
- Sarah Silverman destroys Jerry Lewis 16:25 – 18:00
- Weezer Concert, Brendan’s theory of how concept albums are like drunk uncles: 22:00 – 30:00
- Talking Restrepo: 37:00
- The Armond White Game with Lindy West Intro: 52:00 – 55:00; game begins 55:20 – 1:33:00
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SUPER MEGA BONUS ELI ROTH CLIP:
[Eli Roth's Tarantino Roast Clip]
I thought he mostly killed it. Some of my favorites:
“It’s a little bittersweet for me to be up here at the Friar’s Club, because a lot of people told me I look like Greg Giraldo, and I never believed it until I started f**king his daughter….” [come on, points for brutality, at least. -Ed.]
“It’s only fitting that, like, Pulp Fiction, I begin my Tarantino roast with the ending: ‘…However, to Uma, it was just considered foot rape.’”
“Quentin once told me he’s a black man trapped in a white man’s body. Quentin, just because you steal from everybody doesn’t make you black! Look at the Weinstein brothers, they’re not black! They make me actually regret killing Hitler in Inglourious Basterds. F**kin’ guy had a point.”
“But I’m not going to spend the whole afternoon talking about fat Jew pigs, although we’ll get to Sarah Silverman in a minute….”
“And when Quentin finally sealed the deal with Uma, he said it was the most tender, beautiful, romantic night of his life. However, to Uma…. Oh, I already read that part.”
[Again, don't take the racial stuff out of context, it is a roast.] Though I also enjoyed Jeff Ross telling Samuel L. Jackson his choices of movie projects were “worse than Laurence Fishburne’s daughter.”

This week’s intro (thanks for all the songs, everyone, we’ll get to them in the next few weeks), once again is “For Good or For Awesome” by the seminal female a capella group, “Satan’s Buttcheeks.”



When are you going to post the fucking frotcast, homophobe?
Oh forshak, it’s just you, Fekky! Better tell that joke about the Cardassian and the one-eyed Ferengi!
I couldn’t play it either Fek until a few minutes ago. Which is good because listening to that Eli Roth clip was going to get old after, like, the 27th time through
(sits back, cracks open slightly less hideous than the other flavors cranberry?/lemonade four loko, gingerly unbuttons pants, ever so slowly hits play on frotcast)
(Barry and Levon voice:) Ooooooooooyeeaaaaaaah…..
^sadly that will be my friday afternoon
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The Mighty Feklahr blames Lince and that little Klan Kid from yesterday.
Ugh, my voice sounds terrible OH WAIT!
meh, if don rickles ain’t there, tis not a roast
thanks for indexing the talking points. I had to turn off Howard to avoid the spoilers.
Ah… Reedley. The world’s fruit basket. Have classes with a lot of interchangeable Mexicans?
@Menace
If you’re worried about spoiling the Tarantino roast, there’s nothing to spoil. It’s not being televised. To my knowledge, these sound clips are all you’re ever going to get from it.
Yeah, Comedy Central chose to air the Hasselhoff and Kid Rock roasts instead of Tarantino.
The Comedy Central shows haven’t been affiliated with the Friars Club since (IIRC) the Jerry Stiller roast. All of the roasts for the last few years are Comedy Central productions. If you remember they did a clip show last year of best moments and they didn’t even have the rights to show excerpts from the Friars Club events (I know, I spent all night waiting in vain to see Jeff Ross’ “wouldn’t fuck her with Bea Arthur’s dick” line) . Like Lince says, the Friars Club doesn’t air their roasts anywhere.
Ritalin or Adderall?
if u actually made it to the end of the hardest “game” ever the winner is ritalin…the better game would be to just have three reviews for a movie, actually give the movie’s name, and you make a two fake ones that sound just like that douchemonger’s White’s gibberish and try to pick which one he “wrote”…quotes on wrote because I think he uses the awesome-o movie review version but programmed it to use uber faggy words
Personal insults notwithstanding… That’s actually a really good idea.
…it was Vyvanse.
The rules need a little tweaking. Somewhere in the third hour, it went from “you guys buzz in whenever you want” to “DON’T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I’M READING THE QUOTES!”
Other than that, I can safely say this is the second-best Frotcast I’ve heard!
Sorry, laser focus. So, are you saying that you’ve listened to two Frotcasts now?
Um …. yes.
/sheepish
I absolutely love the Armond White game! Do it again! Do it again!
And I got Atonement from the first quote.
Bloop!
I got Atonement from the second, I think.
I have no idea what “this C-U-N-T is W-E-A-K” is supposed to mean, though.
Curse my inferior intellect!
Any chance you can post the more roast clips?
oh and I nominate that the game should be called “um…can you say that again?”
I think the winner of the Armond White game should be rewarded by being stuffed into a locker, they’re obviously too smart for their own good….