Sitting here in this Starbucks listening to some Broadway theater actor sing vibrato-filled hymns, I want nothing more than for Gwar to burst in here and cover everyone with fake blood and jizz. |via TheDailyWhat|

MORNING LINKSLegless-Dog

  • What’s the most annoying word ever? |Uproxx|
  • The Macaroni Rascals of New Jersey are back, being the lovable retarded stereotypes they are. |WarmingGlow|
  • Sucker Punch featurette features, you guessed it, titties and guns. |GammaSquad|
  • Japan invents the best sport of all, competitive peeing. |WithLeather|
  • The Future Of Football: Nike Zoom Alpha Talon Cleat & 2011 Pro Combat Uniforms. |SmokingSection|
  • Cataclysm Wins MMO Of The Year; Plus The MMOs of 2010 – The MMO Report. |G4|
  • The 11 Hottest Scarlett Johansson GIFs on the Internet. |BroBible|
  • “A semi-alphabetical listing of Black actors with speaking roles on Friends.” |TheDailyWhat|
  • Robot Chicken is doing something Star Wars-y. Hey, do Family Guy and Robot Chicken ever do something NOT Star Wars-y? |AdultSwim|
  • Guy gets choked out by police while recording video about how much he hates the police. |NYCBarstoolSports|

PICTURE VIA Is Legless Dog fart-powered?? How does he move??

  • Five pictures of the future Queen’s royally bad English teeth. |HolyTaco|
  • 24 hours of A Christmas Story: A Descent Into Madness. |ScreenJunkies|
  • I still think Jon Stewart’s doing by far the most relevant late-night TV these days. |DailyShow|

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