USA Today just released the first picture of Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, and boy is it exciting. Here I've been dying to know what Penelope Cruz would look like in Party City's least revealing Adult Halloween costume.
On a blustery gray morning in the Painted Hall of the Old Royal Naval College, Johnny Depp's seafarer is being dragged forward by guards for an audience with King George II (Richard Griffiths), who wants him to seek the Fountain of Youth.
The king has already recruited Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) to join the mission, meaning Sparrow's old nemesis has gone corporate, 1750s-century style.
The proposal goes badly, as expected.
Along the road to the Fountain of Youth, Sparrow will meet a friendly mermaid (Astrid Berges-Frisbey) and be tempted by a wicked former flame (Penelope Cruz) and her sadistic father, Blackbeard (Ian McShane) — but there will be no Will and Elizabeth (Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley). [USA Today]
No Orlando Bloom? NO ORLANDO BLOOM??!? This is a travesty. Why, thy very name is synonymous with excitement and intrigue.
[pictures via Yahoo]