Here’s the latest movie supercut making its way around the internet, a supercut of “You look like sh*t.” In the vein of No Signal, “Get out of there,” “You’ve got company,” and the Mirror Scare, you’ll never believe how often movie characters tell each other that they look like sh*t. In fact, it’s five full minutes of actors telling each other they look like sh*t. That’s a lot of sh*t. These Hollywood types are so rude. Maybe if they took a walk through the real America once in a while, they’d see that us “regular” folk say “please,” and “thank you,” and “good morning,”, and we don’t go round comparing each other to feces.
Meanwhile, I think Bruce Willis holds the all-time record for being told he looks like sh*t on film. It probably would’ve happened more to Charles Bronson, except he’d scalp you before you’d even finished the thought, whether it was in the script or not.

[Thanks to Ben Craw at HuffPo for making this. Must've been quite a task.]



What a coincidence, I get told I look like shit every time I go to Supercuts, too.
Dude #1: You look like shit.
Dude #2: Shit can’t “look,” asshole.
1: I meant you look similar to shit.
2: Shit can’t “look” at anything, it has no eyes.
1: I meant that, figuratively, your looks could be compaired to shit.
2: I don’t have a look. Looks are for hipsters and Lady Gaga.
1: …the hell…
2: Listen buttmonkey, shit doesn’t do much of anything but decompose and attract flies. Unless it is in the hands of a monkey or the mouth of an asian. Are you inferring any of those things.
1: No… not really.
2: OK, then shut up assbag. And you know what?
1: Eh?
2: You look like death warmed over.
It probably would’ve happened more to Charles Bronson, except he’d scalp you before you’d even finished the thought, whether it was in the script or not.
Jessica Alba is impressed.
Missing from the collection is a clip of Dolph Lundgren saying “Shit looks like you.”
“OK, but how do I smell? Lovely, amirite?”
–Bruce Willis
SPADER FOR THE WIN
count it. like shit.