You nerds can keep your Trons and your gay comic book movies about promise rings from space, True Grit is the movie I'm excited for (trailer here). The Coen Brothers remake adaptation of the Charles Portis book just released a new batch of posters, and... (*puts on reading glasses, pulls a dusty leather-bound volume off the shelf, searches inside for the right passage*) ...according to my research, it still looks badass.
It opens Christmas, and I know, I know, so far all we've really seen is cowboy costumes and Jeff Bridges with a dirty face and a Larry Flynt accent. But if you need more than that to be excited about this, I don't know what to tell you.
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TAGS: BEEG FAWKEN BONERS, COEN BROTHERS, HAILEY STEINFELD, JEFF BRIDGES, JOSH BROLIN, MATT DAMON, POSTERS, TRUE GRIT
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And a new Western hero is born … The Girl With No Name.
Looks like the Coen Brothers all-star team. I mean if they squeezed in Buscemi somewhere.
…and Goodman, Clooney, Turturro, McDormand…
Hopefully the backstory of Matt Damon’s character will explain how he lost a finger in a horse-riding accident.
It looks like Bing raped the shit out of this post.
needs more wayans brothers.
God damn old-timey hipsters.
I heard this movie picked up an R-rating because of the gratuitous display of breedin’ hips and bare ankles. Hot damn!
Jesus Christ Shia Labeouf looks even shorter and more feminine when standing next to 3 real men.
If there was an Oscar for badassery, this movie would win it.
And y’all know goddamn well that I only care about Green Lantern because it has Ryan Reynolds in his underwear.
This is all good but when are we gonna see the reveal of the true star with the best beard of them all. I of course mean God himself. He will come riding into the movie on a Unicorn and just be in the background, kindof like what he did to that double rainbow guy.
What I need is Matt Damon to play the little girl for me.
And a new Western hero is born … The Girl With No Name.
Hailee Steinfeld. And you have approximately 5 more years to craft inappropriate jokes before you can speak them aloud without risking a visit from Chris Hansen.