
Jimmy McMillan, distinguished candidate of the Rent is Too Damn High Party and future mustache hall of famer, lost his bid for New York Governor earlier this month, but in the process, gained something much more valuable. As a karate expert, I don’t really know what that something is, but perhaps this new documentary can enlighten us. It’s called DAMN!, named after an expression white people like to imagine black people using.
Thanks to 91 intrepid investors, filmmakers Aaron Fisher-Cohen and Kristian Almgren received just enough funding over Thanksgiving to finish editing their McMillan-centric documentary, DAMN!
Their goal now is to finish the editing process in the next couple of months, with eyes on debuting the film at SXSW in March. But won’t the Jimmy McMillan hype-machine be out of gas by the time 2011 arrives, if it isn’t sputtering on fumes already? “Great art is often timeless,” Cohen wrote. “I don’t expect Jimmy McMillan to be very popular upon the release, but I don’t think that will hinder our story, or who he is as a person, which is what will make this film great.” [Movieline]
Great art is timeless, but you know what’s EVEN MORE timeless? Karate expertise. Anyway, I’m all for more McMillan, but hearing a guy from Brooklyn with a hyphen name talk about “great art” makes my neck feel all warm. I think it might be phantom scarf pangs.
DAMN! Teaser One from FantasticRelationship Filmmaking on Vimeo.
My brain says the guy started a novelty political campaign, but the background music tells me he cured a child’s cancer. But what does my butthole say? That, friends, is the real mystery.



But what does my butthole say?
What in Kahless’ Beard do you expect it to say? “Vinny, what the fuck? Quit sticking that turkey baster up me! The fucking Klingon already told you I was full!”
That Bluetooth headset cost Jimmy $598,389.38.
New York rent is really high. In other News water is wet, the sky is blue and this is one crazy black man yelling about his problems. How much you wanna bet Samuel L. gets the role?
just read the article its a boring documentary. Damn to bad then. there goes Samuel L. being a crazy yelling Black man.
The Mighty Feklahr cannot view the video, so He is just going to imagine sample dialogue:
So, then this homosexual gay man that preferred the same sex called me ‘darkie’! I was confounded and flabbergasted! I had met a bigot faggot…a baggot! And if that wasn’t bad enough, guess what was in his bicycle basket? A motherfuckin’ french baguette! The baggot had a baguette!”
[www.kickstarter.com]
If anyone else would like to stuff the coffers for this film, just go to this website. I knew I’d seen something about this movie before…
If anyone else would like to stuff their coughers for this film, just go to this website. Actually, do not click on that. Don’t.
Other stuff from those guys’ website:
He started a DJ company
He made documentaries “about a park bench and another about things that were happening at 4:12 pm”
Gave away vegan ice cream on a segway in San francisco
He looks for motivation “through women, and cities”
Think I might have to sit this one out.
Gave away vegan ice cream on a segway in San francisco
…until a massive man (with an average sized penis) raged out and clotheslined him off the segway, then limped away complaining about hisss knee ligamentsss. The large man was rumored to have been severely intoxicated on Four “Blackout in a Can” Loko, leading to the FDA to ban it like the fascist pricks they are.
How much you wanna bet Samuel L. gets the role?
*scene – airliner*
“I cannot believe the cost of this coach ticket. This is absurd. This is obscene. Folks can’t afford to travel these days. Airfare is too damn high. And, what’s with this tiny meal? This ain’t no meal? This is a snack. I’m motherfucking tired of these motherfucking snacks on these motherfucking planes!”
You’re right, Vince. Indie doc-making opportunists like these asshats need to seek better material for making features on novelty news stories. Hey, dudes! When the fuck is …Or I’ll Slit Your Throat: The Knifepoint Cunnilingus Story due out? Can the DVD have a scratch-and-sniff cover? GO BIG OR GO HOME.
Greenlit.
Now, that mustache harkens back to the good ol’ days… back when distinguished freedman could afford to purchase their own slaves.
“freedmen”. Damn Masonic hexes!
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