Courtesy of TorrentFreak (via Blastr), here’s this week’s list of the most illegally downloaded movies, led by Inception. Inception has earned $818 million legally and will probably win Best Picture, so it’s no surprise to see it at the top of the list (nor is it really hurting anyone financially). Meanwhile, it has to suck to be Scott Pilgrim, where you flop at the box office and yet still show up as the third most-stolen movie five months later.
The biggest surprise on the list has to be Eat Pray Love. I’m just having a hard time picturing the kind of situation that would involve illegally downloading Julia Roberts’ puke-filled love letter to permanent vacation.
“Dude, I finally finished Medal of Honor. What should we do now?” (*huge bong rip*) “Wanna watch Eat, Pray, Love?” (*coughs*)
(*transfixed*) “Dude. I wanna go to Bali.”
For comparison are the theatrical grosses for the top 10 illegal downloads:
- Inception: $291 million domestic, $521 foreign, $818 total.
- The Social Network: $80 domestic, $32 million foreign, 112$ total
- Scott Pilgrim: $31.5 domestic, $14 foreign, $45.4 total
- Wall Street 2: $51.3 domestic, 62.7 foreign, 114 total
- Resident Evil Afterlife: $60 domestic, $214 foreign, $273 total
- Red: $60 domestic, $5 foreign, $65 total.
- Eat, Pray, Love: $80.6 domestic, $100.5 foreign, $181 total.
- Knight and Day: $76 domestic, $177 foreign, $253 total
- Lottery Ticket: $24.7 domestic
- Jonah Hex: $10.5 domestic, $356,195 foreign.
Jonah Hex seems like the perfect torrent download. Uhhh, I mean downloading is bad. Please, think of the raccoons, and their kitties.



D’Brickashaw H. Christ, Resident Evil made $214 foreign? Ima stop calling Americans stupid. I mean, we’re stupid, but foreigners have nothing to brag about if like twice as many of them saw Knight and Day.
The Social Network will do a lot better once the Phoenix Club tells all of its friends to see it.
“A million dollars isn’t cool. Know what’s cool?” *wears backwards baseball hat with suit and tie, like, even if randoms are stripping on your pool table, you look like the quintessential prepdouche*
Lar, you are aware that there are quite a bit more than twice as many of us than there are of you?
than-> asaaaaaaaaand I’m drunk
British folks thought Resident Evil was about killing the 100 moaning local residents stumbling around midday during their pub crawl, hence it’s foreign popularity.
Iowa folks thought Eat Pray Love was a Texas Chainsaw-style “take” on the Dennis Rader story.
Heh, Spaz, everyone round these parts know it’s “Iowa folk”.
Yeah, I plurali(s)ed it for Wayne’s benefit.
That’s odd. I could’ve sworn the most illegally downloaded movie was Mom’s Black Cock Anal Nightmare 2. But at that, I’m apparently mistaken.
Mom’s Black Cock Anal Nightmare
*gasp* Dingus, how can you see into my dreams like that?
I think 4-10 are an accurate reflection of movies people were curious about but knew weren’t good enough to pay for.
Also Lottery Ticket must’ve REALLY sucked to be a 2.6 if Hex is a 4.4.
MBCAN 2 isn’t so much a sequel as a reopening of an age-old tail.
I’m sincerely disturbed that people think that JONAH HEX is worth their valuable bandwidth.
Jonah Hex is the most fun I’ve had at the theater this year. Download the shit out of that movie. It’s awesomely terrible.
TURNBULL! TURNBULL! TURNBULL!
Sorry Eat Pray Love was mostly *me. This torrenting business fucks up my generation something terrible.
*auto downloaded 7000 times before i figured out where my hard drive was putting it (and Eric isn’t even in it)
All the good press in the world couldn’t convince people to see Scott Pilgrim yet you just convinced me to download Jonah Hex. I was going to try and make a joke out of that but I’m too sad now.
Vince, How many Four Lokos deep *Brrrraaahhhmmm* were you watching Jonah Hex? I was at twelve Loko and I don’t remember most of it. So in conclusion, I am an alcoholic.