Pregnancy, juggalos, WWE… Yep, looks like they’ve got pretty much all the bases covered. True story: this was taken at a Motley Crüe concert. |Credit: Steve Truesdell. Check out the full slideshow at Riverfront Times|
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FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE. This week’s Frotcast came early. |Frotcast|
Are Android Phones Burning Books? |Uproxx|
Top 10 Reasons Why Thanksgiving Eve Is the Best Bar Night of the Year |BroBible|
‘Boardwalk Empire’: Just the Badass Parts (in GIF form) |WarmingGlow|
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are more awesome in Russia. |GammaSquad|
“Thunder Shins” might need a new nickname after this. |WithLeather|
Barbara Bush sets the record straight about showing George dubs that fetus in a jar. |DailyWhat|
So, uh… I’m pretty sure this guy might be guilty. |GorillaMask|
25 girls in body paint. |HolyTaco|
Cats who look like dictators. |Buzzfeed|
Guy throws bacon bikini contest for a charity… that doesn’t actually exist. |NYCBarstoolSports|
Adult film star Kirsten Price tests whether Microsoft’s new camera censors nudity. |G4|
10 movie scenes about boners. |Screenjunkies|
Hip hop’s best food-related lyrics. |Clutch|
Great Moments of Turkey Day in Media |Gunaxin|
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These heeyuh offspring of my own was weaned on space-cakes, they was.
Apparently Momma Appalachia used that quarter Uncle Buck gave her to upgrade the soft drink to “Ultra Mega Gulp”.
I’ve had sex with three of the four people in that photo.
The father’s (maybe) shirt looks like it says “ass licking”. Even though we may be seperated by intelligence, taste it music, money, our parents being siblings, STD’s, and fetal alcohol syndrome, we are at least kindred spirits in our fondness for ass licking.
That picture struck me as sorta ‘meh’ until I scrolled down and saw the pregnancy belly. Then I noticed the hillbilly maternity pants and it became possibly the greatest picture ever posted to the Internet.
My Spider-Sense is telling me we should have a baby casket on stand-by…
If this picture wasn’t taken at the
IowaNebraska State Fair, I’ll eat my hat.I find nothing wrong with this picture, except it’s lack of Faygo.
Only thing missing is a pregnant belly on the daughter.