Here’s some of College Humor’s totally misleading and unfair parody of Four Loko (which we all know was originally popularized by the FilmDrunk Frotcast). For one thing, we drink Four Loko BECAUSE it’s a terrible idea. For another, one can of Four Loko is the equivalent of almost FIVE Budweisers, not FOUR, you p*ssies. (4.7 Budweisers, 5.6 Bud lights, to be exact.)
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- In honor of the Marine Corp’s birthday (11-10), the most hairless Marine Matt Ufford’s Eight Completely Badass Veterans You’ve Never Heard Of. |
- Should Drug Dealers Get A Bailout? |Uproxx|
- The Bachelor has a porn parody. Now, straight guys can watch it. |WarmingGlow|
- Europe has a contest for who can build the dumbest robot. Really. |GammaSquad|
- Shawn Merriman’s comeback lasts 15 minutes, because Tila Tequila has a poison vagina. |WithLeather|
- Get your rascal scooter ready, fatty, Alabama has okayed the first drive-through sex toy shop. |NYCBarstoolSports|
- 5 Business that should have drive-thru windows besides sex shops. |HolyTaco|
- Higher Learning: The Five Best Episodes Of “Community” So Far. (This year’s best was the old hipsters, IMHO). |TheSmokingSection|
- Pictured: Similar, yet obvious poster ideas. |MonkeyArtAwards|
- Proposed Cigarette Warning Labels. |Buzzfeed|
- I Should Watch That: Interview With Simon Pegg. |AdultSwim|
- 9 movie trains you wouldn’t want to ride. (not listed: your mom). |ScreenJunkies|
- The 2010 Jheri Curl Hall of Fame. |TheSmokingJacket|
- 13 most epic hot girl gun fails. |Ranker|
- Spank bank: Nikita. |GorillaMask|
- Nicky Minaj shows how squishy her boobs are. |Clutch|
- Buy one of my awesome shirts, so I can get this box of shirts out of my apartment. Still available in all sizes. |FilmDrunkShirts|
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Re: Community. It hadn’t yet aired in the UK when, following all the love Warming Glow was giving it, I thought it was time to sample a few episodes online. I picked a random epidode (17 – “Physical Education”) and was instantly hooked. The “Modern Warfare” episode is rightfully lauded but I watched episode 12 – “Comparative Religion” – again this week and it is perfect.
That puffy Conan can’t handle four loko he looks like he spent his college career sniffing lady underwear after the female leaves to hang out on the quad.
The “s” is next to the “d” on the keyboard and i’m trying to eat a yogurt.
So, we are officially declaring war on College humor, yes?
I challenge you to a four loko quad beer bong webcam dare challenge Charlie Br0nze
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Best believe watch dat in 720 HD and watch me drink a water bottle in under 2 secs if you click the white bubble on my vid. You jelly?
Buy one of my awesome shirts, so I can get this box of shirts out of my apartment. Still available in all sizes.
Except “Klingon Plus”. }}:>(
I was trying to pick my favorite episode of Community this season, but I realized that I can’t because I love them all so very, very much.
Pierce yelling at Troy to double-bounce him on the trampoline was kind of disturbing, but brilliant.
FYI, I played poker AND WON while wearing my Filmdrunk shirt in Vegas last week. I assure you, this is no coincidence. Buy one, or keep losing all your money. Dumb ass.
blue raspberry four lokos blow
How much stimulant is it, like how much Red Bull? The outrage over this brand is fucking stupid, what’s next they’re gonna make red bull vodkas or whiskey and cocaine illegal? Please allow Darwinism to rule out, if it is lethal let it claim those puds, though it may effect Axe’s bottomline. I seriously can’t believe a 4Loko is worse than a strong red bull vodka most schoolbus drivers have for breakfast.
If shotgunning mineral spirits is wrong, I don’t want to be sober . . . I mean, I don’t want to be right.
*curses keyboard*
I knew that third Four Loko before breakfast was a bad idea. Kiwi Strawberry sounded too good to pass up.
The third loko is always a bad idea
@ the_Fire_Clown_ I’ve scoured the shelves of every Off Licence within a 10 mile radius and there’s no Four Loko to be found. Will Baileys do?
Nah bro we gotta settle this legit, I will make a run to mexico this weekend and pick you up a few palettes if you like. 4 loko 4 ever