It’s been a long weekend, folks. I’m sure you’re all plenty sick of your family by now, or God willing, your parents are dead like Jacktion‘s. We’ll get this ship back up to full speed by tomorrow, but in the meantime, please enjoy this gif animation of Oprah releasing the bees. (MINI UPDATE: Apparently this came from Conan. So well done, Conan).
[via LessPopMoreFizz, thanks to Ken for the tip]
But wait! I wonder what Nic Cage would have to say about this…
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Honestly, I would like Oprah more if she straight-up became a billionaire supervillain like Lex Luthor after she quits her show.
BEADS!?
This is why Tyler Perry calls Oprah his “beard of bees”.
RELEASING BEES WONT BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!
Look at those frenzied hausfraus. Oprah is the Obama-Palin hybrid that haunts my dreams.
Apparently I missed that Conan…
Finally, a look into the near-future where Oprah, using her vast wealth, manages to combine murderous African killer bees with her murderous, frantic, ravenous fans, to create a terror never seen by our world. It is only a matter of time before Oprah releases this army of flying crazy soccer-moms armed with gigantic stingers. Let’s just hope they die after they sting you.
This is the true definition of a GIF. [twitter.com]