When our video editor, Oliver told me he wanted to put together a compilation of every Arnold Schwarzenegger scream from every Arnold movie, I told him I thought it was a great idea. Then when the video showed up and it was seven minutes long, I worried. Seven minutes is a long time for those of us accustomed to ten seconds of a guy getting hit in the crotch with a fish. Let's face it, ten seconds is an eternity when fish are hitting people in the crotch. Then I watched. I could not. Look. Away. I've watched it probably ten times now. You thought Arnold's muscles were the key to his success? Wrong. It's his scream. It's mesmerizing. They say music soothes the savage beast. That may be true. But after having watched this a few times, I now realize that it's the screams of the savage beast that are the true music.
NOOOOOOOO!! GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! Forever and ever amen.
My other thought while watching this? Jesus, I really need to see Jingle All the Way.
Enjoy the Arnold film stills!
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Jesus fuck those are some amazing teeth.
On the next frotcast: nothing but soundboard recordings.
Even more amazing is the realization that Red Heat and Twins came out in 1998…
This made me realize two things. 1. What was with Arnold and the need for a latin chick in like every movie? and 2. I need to watch Running Man again. Mick Fleetwood > Tom Petty when it comes to cameos.
Great things come in barbarians.
My thought when seeing that Conan picture? Grace Jones must have an enormous dick.
i was watching this and my roommate thought i was watching gay porn.
Sounded like the 7 minutes I was alone with the priest every morning when I was an altar boy in 4th grade.
fail! no hercules in new yornk love? [www.youtube.com]
They dubbed over Arnold’s voice in Hercules in New York. Suck it.
Raus! Raus! Schnell! Schnell!
Movieline re-posted your video without linking you. Ironically they linked everything else on the entire page.
[www.movieline.com]
I suppose I can always take solace in the fact that Todd Phillips hates them.
[filmdrunk.uproxx.com]
Also, A.V Club did give Filmdrunk the credit.
[www.avclub.com]
Movieline linked it too, once I commented. It happens. Sometimes you forget. Especially in link dump posts, which are a pain in the ass.
I knew Pumping Iron wouldn’t show up, but Arnold lets off a few good ones in that film. First 0:20-0:35 [www.youtube.com]
Arnold’s eyes look like they’re gonna pop out Ala Total Recall.
[www.youtube.com] 5:11-5:27. Guess Arnie likes it from behind no matter how painful it gets lol.
I’d like to request a compilation video of Nicolas Cage’s shitty faces throughout his career. Just thinking about him “reacting” to the snuff film in “8MM” is giving me that tingly feeling in my bottom. Well, that and the curry I just had, but, I digress.
No Terminator Clips?
You can ask Oliver to confirm, but I’m pretty sure Arnold never screams in Terminator, seeing as how he’s a robot.
Pumping Iron probably should’ve been in there.
That was bizarely magnificent.
fyi, I can’t spell ‘bizarely’
it’s as if Arnold has a clause that says every script must include him getting hit in the nuts…
For some reason whenever I see a photo of Grace Jones my mind immediately goes to her standing over a bed with Roger Moore laying in it, bruised and crying through a ball gag.