Charles Bronson kills hipsters. And when you least expect it, JEFF GOLDBLUM. |via JMSalad|
MORNING LINKS
- So, uh, the Koreas is beefin’ again. |BBC|
- Warren Buffett: Communist? (no.) |
- Not to get too self righteous, but Perez Hilton stole our (embeddable) video with no credit to the soruce. |Retweet or Email Him (be polite, NO SLURS, PLZ)|
- Oprah’s audience is both terrifying and insane. |WarmingGlow|
- Nose-Picking USF Fan Needs No Concessions Stand. |WithLeather|
- Kanye West Feat. Jay-Z – “That’s My B*tch” (Prod. By Q-Tip) |SmokingSection|
- Dueling Wonder Woman porn parodies? Oh yes, dueling Wonder Woman porn parodies. |GammaSquad|
- Pictured: The Wikipedia guy’s pictures are getting out of hand. |Tiff|
- Christmas lights set to Slayer music. This gives me a hard on. |TheDailyWhat|
- This A-hole called the cops on kids selling doughnuts. As much as I can shame him, I will. |NYCBarstoolSports|
- The 10 Most Incredible Plane Landings |Buzzfeed|
- I don’t know who Jewels is, but she sucks at wearing shirts. |GorillaMask|
- Nine Myths About Thanksgiving |Gunaxin|
- Seven job ideas for Brad Childress. |HolyTaco|
- A review of Dwayne Johnson’s Faster. |ScreenJunkies|
- 50 things every guy should know how to do. |Guyism|
- Ever wonder what Twilight, Harry Potter, LOTR and Saw would look like as Disney franchises? |NextMovie|
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Perez Hilton has a long history of stealing from other blogs without credit.
Not to mention that he’s a huge douchebag.
Oddly, this is the most played song in my iTunes.
(not that my HTML ever works)
See what you get for putting HIPSTERS in the post title? SEE?
Anybody know where I can get a handbag?
already retweeted my man…
lockfashion just HAS to be Perez.
*looks again*
Nope, writes too well.
Dor sho gha! The Mighty Feklahr scored 48/50 on that Man List!
(canoe-kayaking and ten push ups)
incidentally, no…i never really did wonder what any of those movies would look like as a disney franchise. i have wondered what disney movies would look like as a vivid franchise, and now i am not allowed near kids.
That Faster review reads like it’s from a telegram in the Old West.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition and/or Jeff Goldblum!
“Not to mention that he’s (Perez Hilton) a huge douchebag.”
Douchebags get a bad rap, I tell you. What did they ever do to deserve to be compared to Perez Hilton? Uncalled for, I say!