With studios fighting over who gets to adapt the Family Circus comic strip (note: this actually happened), you figure it was only a matter of time before Hollywood got around to making the most famous novel of the 20th century, the book Hunter S. Thompson used to type over and over in the hopes it would rub off on him. But unless you count the costume orgy we filmed in my van, The Great Gatsby hasn’t been a movie since Jack Clayton’s 1974 version starring Robert Redford, adapted by Francis Ford Coppola. Well now Baz Luhrmann’s making it, which would be great news if his last film wasn’t Australia.
Luhrmann has officially given the starring role in The Great Gatsby to Carey Mulligan. Mulligan was a late entrant to an elite list of actresses that Luhrmann met with while he conducted readings with Leonardo DiCaprio, who’ll play Jay Gatsby. Tobey Maguire is expected to play his friend, Nick Carraway, who narrates the tale.
Luhrmann delivered the message to Deadline, and gave me the above photo he took of Mulligan during rehearsals, when she was in Daisy Buchanan mode on November 2. “I was privileged to explore the [Daisy Buchanan] character with some of the world’s most talented actresses, each one bringing their own particular interpretation, all of which were legitimate and exciting. However, I was thrilled to pick up the phone an hour ago to the young Oscar-nominated [for An Education] British actress Carey Mulligan and say to her: “Hello, Daisy Buchanan.” [Deadline]
Told from the perspective of a rich dude who finds himself running with a circle of even filthier rich dudes who get drunk and bang each others’ girlfriends, many say the F. Scott Fitzgerald classic was a precursor to later Josh Schwartz shows such as The OC and Gossip Girls.



Much like when I pick up the phone and say, “Hello? Daisy chain.”
After the train wreck that was Glitter, the role of counsellor in Precious turned out to be a Carey Mulligan.
Entourage did it.
Since this may be (is) the great American novel, why the fuck do they keep getting ferners to direct the adaptations? Other than the fact that Hollywood is a dipshitmcfungusocracy. I may have answered my own question.
Daisy was such a deep and memorable character. I’m sure Carey Whatserface will bring a lot of acting or whatever to a chick whose sole job it is to be there.
*Daniel Radcliffe excitedly hangs up the phone*
Great news, mum! I’m not being typecast any more! I just nailed a role in The Great Gatsby! Some guy called “Owl Eyes”…
Tobey Maguire is the perfect Nick, who Fitzgerald described as “a bug-eyed Dunstfucker.”
Donk-Lindsay Lohan seemed like a natural pick for everything an actress playing Daisy needs to do:
-be shallow
-look hot
-vehicular homicide*
*spoiler warning!
For the role of Meyer Wolfsheim, Mel Gibson has a list of actors he’s been watching *very* carefully.
/most of them were extras in The Passion
David Blaine reaches into Leo Dicaprio’s asshole and pulls out a penis. He looks at an amazed Tobey Maguire.
“Is this your cock?” David asks with a wry smile.
A shocked Tobey spits the cum out of his mouth and exclaims: “You sandbaggin son of a bitch! How did you do that! My hands are shaking right now! Quick give me your cocks!”
The key role is Tom Buchanan’s slam piece, who gets punched in the face and run over by a car. Who will win the coveted part, “Patron Saint of Filmdrunk”?
Not to be confused with Tom Buchanan’s slam poetry:
*plays bongos*
“He wears a pink shirt!”
*snaps fingers*
Tobey Maguire in unconvinced and is still holding private auditions to find an actress who can get her
mouthmind around his version of The Great Gatsby.Pictured: “Nice hat. Did you pay for that or get the 4.5 finger discount?”
The key role is the incurably dishonest Jordan Baker. This knucklehead is probably going to put John Leguizamo in drag.
I’m going to the gun show this weekend for a great gats buy. YEEEHAAAWW!!!
“the book Hunter S. Thompson used to type over and over in the hopes it would rub off on him.”
Kinda like what your mom does with my name?
Baz’s real first name is Mark.
Baz,
Stop being so fucking pretentious and start making films that don’t make me feel like I’m watching a well-dressed play. If I wanted to watch a fucking play, I’d turn off Glee, throw on my fanciest hat, find a guy who wants to put his penis in my ass and hit up Broadway.