Doing this made sense before the ether wore off.
If a headline like “Billy Zane Belt Sands Busey’s Face” isn’t enough to sell you on watching the video below, then we can’t be friends. You can forget about me emailing you tasteful selections from the “Gary Busey as a horse” photoshop collection of which I am the devoted curator — neigh nay — aficionado.
The clip below containing the transcendent “Billy Zane’s belt sander meets Gary Busey’s face” scene is from Guido, which is not Vince’s life story but rather a hitman action caper written/starring/funded by Alki David. Cousin Alki was in the news recently as that billionaire who offered $1 million cash for someone to write his website name on themselves and flash Obama (which totally happened), and he also seems to have written his own IMDb bio:
Alki David was born in West Africa in 1968 to a Greek trading and shipping family. To date what has happened to him is nothing less than a fantastic journey. [...] When you meet Alki you will find a calm self-assured pinnacle of strength. Beneath that calm exterior is an incredibly creative and dynamic personality to whom most are instantly, drawn to. [...] IMDb Mini Biography By: Emma McAllister [Ed.- Who is this and can we get her to write glowing biographies of our exploits?] Trivia: Voted “sexiest man alive” by Scandal Magazine, a leading gossip publication in Greece. [Can you handle the sexy?]
I heard he and Bruce Greenwood singlehandedly [doublehandedly?] cured a child’s cancer by taking their shirts off and letting their manly, flowing chest hair work its healing visual magic. Anyway, finding this sizzle reel on YouTube is the second happiest I’ve been searching for Billy Zane and Gary Busey at the same time, the first happiest being while I was making the banner pic, but that assessment might be the ether making all my decisions again.
Now DAT’S what I call a sizzle reel! GRRR, Armand Assante! So spicy!