Yesterday must’ve been crappy movie trailer day, because after I posted Yogi Bear and Big Momma’s House 3, Adam Sandler’s latest film, Just Go With It hit. So how do you make a crappy Adam Sandler comedy better? Bring on the guy who wrote I’m Like Sooo Undercover and that one about the evil Jason Bateman doll to turn it into a more “commercial” rom-com. Chick movies! Adam Sandler movies! Together! This could make a billion dollars!
Anyway, the plot is, Sandler uses fake families to get laid, but when he finally meets a girl he likes, he needs his best friend Jennifer Aniston to pretend to be his wife so that they can get a fake divorce. Jennifer Aniston with a male best friend? Gosh, I wonder how this will turn out. I enjoy that they put Sting’s “Doo doo doo, da da da, is all I want to say to you,” on the trailer soundtrack. I think this script took less time to write than those lyrics.
(On the plus side, I made you this Brooklyn Decker gif. She’s bouncy. Click to animate.)
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I know I should hate this but I laughed out loud twice in the trailer. I should probably stop huffing paint this early in the morning.
Was Katherine Heigl too busy kicking puppies and ruining children’s birthdays to appear in this?
Commando gifs are better. :/
Producer: Watch this. A.W.E.S.O.M-O, given the current trends of the movie going public, can you come up with an idea for a movie that will break $100 million box office?
Cartman: [as A.W.E.S.O.M.-O] Um… Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actuallya golden retreiever or something.
Mitch: Oh! Perfect!
Executive: We’ll call it “Puppy Love”.
Mitch: Give us another movie idea, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
Cartman: Um… How about this: Adam Sandler inherits like, a billion dollars, but first he has to become a boxer or something.
Mitch: “Punch Drunk Billionaire”.
Kids? All the world knows her womb is a rocky place where man’s seed can find no purchase. Creepy.
AWESOME-O has another hit on his hands. His cold metallic hands.
Did AWESOME-O come up with this idea after the studio exec raped him?
Speaking of rom-coms, I really want to tittyfuck the hell out of Brooklyn Decker’s chest.