(Sent in by FilmDrunkard Mick. Nice work, Mick.)
- Support my hirsute yet androgynous lover Chodin’s latest Uproxx feature, Seven Items To Leave Behind When You Move. |Uproxx|
- And also the girlishly named Burnsy’s Is Costco Planning The Armageddon? |UproxxNews|
- You are not being Punk’d. Punk’d actually is back with Justin Bieber as the new host. Wow. |WarmingGlow|
- Pictured: Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s kisses are contagious. BRAAAAHM. |via MissMegs|
- A thorough breakdown of similes used by Lil Wayne on his latest album. |SmokingSection|
- An erotic vibrator chess set. You put it in your nerd p*ssy. |GammaSquad|
- “Christian reinterpretation of ‘Come Together’ by a man in a lobster suit.” |Buzzfeed|
- 7 Famous Brand Slogans That Sound Perverted Out Of Context. How about the liquid plumber foaming pipe snake? |UnrealityMag|
- Five Great Moments in Cinematic Spitting. |TheSmokingJacket|
- The 10 Worst Family Guy Sex Moments. |AdultSwim|
- Milwaukee has their own superhero, and naturally he sucks. (Actually I’ve heard Milwaukee has super cheap beer, which is more than enough to recommend a city in my book). |NYCBarstoolSports|
- 12 more Tiger Woods mustache guy Photoshops. |HolyTaco|
- The Mad Max reboot will star Charlize Theron as a chick with one arm. In other news, I’m so tired of the word “reboot” that the other day, our IT guy told me to reboot my computer and I chopped his head off with an axe. |ScreenJunkies|
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