Besides movie news, FilmDrunk has long been the internet’s number one source for both rape vans and turtles trying to have sex with inanimate objects. In today’s edition, two tortoises fight over which one gets to have sex with a soccer ball. That’ll do, internet. That’ll do. |via Buzzfeed|
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The latest chapter of Robopanda’s brilliant Meme Watch: Forever Alone. |Uproxx|
- I added that clip of ODB to this week’s Frotcast. Trust me, you want to watch this. |Frotcast|
- Strippers Remind You To Get Your Flu Shot. |UproxxNews|
- As you can tell by the banner video, The Internet is Serious Business. |Uproxx|
- RIP, Stephen Cannell, creator of the awful TNT pilot I once worked on. |WarmingGlow|
- USA reclaims lawnmower land-speed record. USA! USA! |GammaSquad|
- Lamar Odom renews vows with his wife, Mrs. Potatohead. |WithLeather|
- 9 Lyrics That P*ssed Rappers Off For No Reason. |SmokingSection|
- PICTURED: This Tiger Woods mustache guy meme might be photoshopped, but I don’t care.
- Comic-Con to stay in San Diego. Tough luck, Cleveland. |G4|
- Seven Campaign Ads for Rahm Emanuel’s Mayoral Run. |TheSmokingJacket|
- Say What? Odd English. |Gunaxin|
- A Cool Gallery of Geeky Car Mods. |UnrealityMag|
- 25 awesome blacksploitation movie posters. |HolyTaco|
- Every Liz Lemon flashback from 30 Rock. |ScreenJunkies|
- This play sums up the Buffalo Bills. Whatever, call me when you fumble THE GAME-WINNING INTERCEPTION when all you have to do to win the game is TAKE A F***ING KNEE, YOU WORTHLESS MORON AAWWWEERRRGGH!!!! Ihateyousomuch, 49ers. |NYCBarstoolSports|
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I’m a big fan of The Black Gestapo, obviously, but I’m both stunned and appalled that a poster for Mandingo was nowhere to be found on the list of Blaxploitation films. Not only is it the greatest Blaxploitation film ever conceived (pun intended), it could possibly be the greatest film ever made.
If you look in the mirror and say his name five times, the Candy Tangerine Man appears behind you, breathing down your neck. Then he turns you out.
Katherine Heigl and the guy who played Webster star in
Rahm-Com Emanuel. Summer 2012.
Good call, Dingus. I’ve actually read “Mandingo” AND seen the movie . . . kinda explains why I don’t care so much for soup anymore.
That looks like a scene from Spike Jonze’s new movie, “Being John Mustache Guy”
49ers… please. As a Raiders fan, I scoff at your self-pity.
Cutler’s not the only one who can’t finish a Giants game (I usually fall asleep just before halftime).
There’s a Raiders fan in here? Then as a fellow 49ers fan, I roll up my car windows, lock my doors, and try not to make eye contact.
I’m with you, Moose. I gave up at the half last night.
But if we’re talking self-pity, I’m a Panthers fan.
No, I don’t know why I do that to myself, either. We don’t even have Peppers anymore.
But if we’re talking self-pity, I’m a Panthers fan.
No, I don’t know why I do that to myself, either. We don’t even have Peppers anymore.
Being a Panthers fan is a pain I know all too well, Patty. No Peppers, no Steve Smith for awhile.
But we did get rid of Jake Delhomme. I still fist pump over that.
Too giddy over Delhomme to html correctly.
Turbano Marx Guy is also in the background of the second photo here:
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I miss the good ol’ days, when we actually won stuff and Steve Smith was still allowed to do crazy end zone dances.
The only good thing that happened to me last night was Concussion Jay.
The pink accessories were pretty cute.
I was getting a turtle supplies banner ad on this page. I refreshed before thinking of grabbing a screen cap.
Totally thought that said, “RIP Steve Carrell”. But seriously, when he does die, Ricky Gervais will do it funnier.
Those turtles are making that ball their Fifa
The best part about being a Carolina Panthers fan is knowing that in a few weeks you’ll at least have Duke to cheer for.
After ball boinking both turtles escaped through their little turtle whirlpool fooling the nazi turtle guards but not before turtle Pele had a pretty sweet rainbow kick.
I hope they are both wearing their regulation shell guards.
Confused about his defensive position, Turtle A kept asking for the back half.
Those turtles are two forward.
elle0 is using PCP again.
So I was looking at the RottenTomatoes forums before and in a thread talking about Armond being a douche someone posted that picture of Lights Camera Jackson from here and people are confused as to why the RatMan is in the background scratching his balls. MLIFD
I FEEL SO ALIVE!
RRRAAAAHHHHMMMM!!!
Am I the only one that clicked forward for the facial on the turtle vid?