Besides movie news, FilmDrunk has long been the internet’s number one source for both rape vans and turtles trying to have sex with inanimate objects. In today’s edition, two tortoises fight over which one gets to have sex with a soccer ball. That’ll do, internet. That’ll do. |via Buzzfeed|
- The latest chapter of Robopanda’s brilliant Meme Watch: Forever Alone. |Uproxx|
- I added that clip of ODB to this week’s Frotcast. Trust me, you want to watch this. |Frotcast|
- Strippers Remind You To Get Your Flu Shot. |UproxxNews|
- As you can tell by the banner video, The Internet is Serious Business. |Uproxx|
- RIP, Stephen Cannell, creator of the awful TNT pilot I once worked on. |WarmingGlow|
- USA reclaims lawnmower land-speed record. USA! USA! |GammaSquad|
- Lamar Odom renews vows with his wife, Mrs. Potatohead. |WithLeather|
- 9 Lyrics That P*ssed Rappers Off For No Reason. |SmokingSection|
- PICTURED: This Tiger Woods mustache guy meme might be photoshopped, but I don’t care.
- Comic-Con to stay in San Diego. Tough luck, Cleveland. |G4|
- Seven Campaign Ads for Rahm Emanuel’s Mayoral Run. |TheSmokingJacket|
- Say What? Odd English. |Gunaxin|
- A Cool Gallery of Geeky Car Mods. |UnrealityMag|
- 25 awesome blacksploitation movie posters. |HolyTaco|
- Every Liz Lemon flashback from 30 Rock. |ScreenJunkies|
- This play sums up the Buffalo Bills. Whatever, call me when you fumble THE GAME-WINNING INTERCEPTION when all you have to do to win the game is TAKE A F***ING KNEE, YOU WORTHLESS MORON AAWWWEERRRGGH!!!! Ihateyousomuch, 49ers. |NYCBarstoolSports|
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