If you saw the trailer for the Coen Brothers’ True Grit, you probably saw Jeff Bridges wearing an eye patch, firing pistols on horseback and thought, “Hot damn, has there ever been a single image that could sell an entire movie as easily as this one?” Unless you were the actual Coen Brothers, in which case you thought, “F*ck you, we’re the Coen Brothers. Our poster is going to have text. You still gonna see it? Yeah, that’s what I thought. P*ssy.”
I’ve heard that on the set of their movies, instead of golf carts, the Coen Brothers just stomp around everywhere like the Bushwhackers. True story.
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MMMMAAAAAAAT DAAAAAAMMMMMOOOOONNNNN!!!!
Say what you will about the tenets of retributive vengeance, Vince, at least it’s an ethos.
You want to know a really good way to miss what you’re shooting at and end up on your ass with your horse fleeing into the woods? Shoot a gun while sitting in the saddle.
The Bushwhackers were the greatest WWF tag team of all-time.
Say what you will about redundant verbiage masked as profundity.
*high fives Armond White*
Punishment Comes One Way or Another
Damnit! I can’t block both ways!
Emmitt Smiff thinks Armond White has the right altitude and really enjoys his use of aardvarks.
The Wachowski Brothers are a little more like Booker T and Goldust. :/
Seltzer and Friedberg are like Dink and Doink.
And M. Night Shyamalan is like that one wrestler who sucked at making movies.
Ridley and Tony Scott are like Brett and Owen Hart.
Tony’s career is Owen.
I wrote ‘Scarface’ IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS.
The film-making Maysles Brothers are like the wrestlers Dave and Mark Schultz because both duos deal in reality and in each case, one brother is dead.
I’m waiting for the Potter series spin off, True Grint. It deals mostly with the fallout of his assaulting a bunch of kids who were hectoring he and Hermoinie’s mewling jew faced ginger mutty spawn.
The Farelly Brothers are like the Dudley Boyz.
Roman Polanski thinks Chris Jericho was framed.
This is the funniest you people have ever been. But I think the Coen Brothers are the Acolytes.
True Grit could describe my first encounter with changing a newborn’s diaper. (*gags*)
What do you mean “you people”?
The Hughes brothers are like Harlem Heat.
“Steven Spielberg, we’re coming for you nigga!”
Woody Allen is like Hulk Hogan, except Hulk didn’t adopt Brooke (shudder).
Armond White is just William Regal in blackface.
Vince Mancini is like Vince Mcmahon
1. Leader of something
2. Showman
3. Mcmahon bought multiple jack-off couches