It wasn’t too long ago that the Coen Brothers’ True Grit teaser hit, and now that the full-length trailer is here, I don’t have much to say other than what I’ve already said. i.e., if you don’t want to see The Dude as a an eyepatch-wearing drunk shooting two pistols at people, I don’t what to tell you, other than that you’re a communist. I’d rather limit today’s discussion to “OMG, OMG, THERE’S A BEAR ON A HORSE!” (*flails arms above head, runs about the room*)
Also, I made you guys something VERY SPECIAL:
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Nick Ring likes the idea of a Bear on a Horsthe.
Tiger Woods was unavailable to appear in this trailer due to the fresh tang in a nearby saloon/brothel (a truly ingenious entrepreneurial establishment if you think about it).
“You can’t scare me. My dad’s banging Barbra Streisand”…
Oh shit! I’ve been captivated.
I like to carry around that post about the crazy chick’s apple to see how Matt Damon likes them.
Sometimes the bear eats you.
True Grit: The Dude (law) abides.
Maddie: Mr. Cogburn, I think I started my period!
Rooster: AW HELL.
Bear: *sniff* I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD.
More like, if you don’t want to see this movie, I don’t know what to tell you, other than that you’re a two-bit Victorian toff.
MMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!
[Howie Long walks up]
And what better way to pull that full length trailer than with the new Chevy 2500HD Superduty. Not with some faggy truck with shit like seatbelts and safety glass, no, fuck that pussy ass shit. Look at this bitch, it’s got a Jake brake, a fucking Jake brake bitch! You know when big rigs make that kick ass YOKYOKYOKYOKYOKYOKYOK sound when they go down a hill? Fuck ya you do, and you think, “Man I must eat dick cuz my truck can’t go YOKYOKYOKYOKYOK!” So pull your dog’s dick out of you cock massager of an asshole and get a Chevy or I’m going to make your mom’s chin smell like my balls. Again.
So with this creative team and this cast, is it even mathematically possible for this movie to suck in the least? Like, for real.
Danial Radcliff got bare on a horse.
^topical
And I, for one, welcome our new horse-bear overlords.
BTK, Matt Damon looks adorable in them pigtails.
Srsly, Fek? I’d say, most likely probably not a chance. The bros have had a few flat offerings, Intolerable, Barton, Miller’s, which is not to say they were bad, just more towards Meh on the awesomeness scale. So, all things considered in this case, I’d be reeeeally suprised.
Most electrifying and jewey western of the past 10 years.
-Mel Gibson Pete Hammond
Crap, watch Miller’s Crossing again. It is second only to The Man Who Wasn’t There in the Coen catalog. I’m serious with this opinion.
That bear rug really ties the forest together…
Oh, hell yes.
BTW, are they still doing Yiddish Policemen’s Union? I’ll die of happiness.
You see, I am actually not a big Coenfag. You gotta realize, I come from Iowa, and we try the simple approach first:
I happened to like “The Big Lebowski”.
I happened to like “No Country For Old Men”.
More’n likely, I will like “True Grit”.
*watches trailer with guns, booze, and bears*
Yep, more’n likely.
I hear ya Mort, it’s been a looong time, and maybe at the time I had been primed by Raising to expect something very different.
Precisely, Arizona led people to expect another live-action Looney Tunes. That being said, the plot for Miller’s is really convoluted, so it might take 2 viewings in a somewhat short time-frame to really love it.
I’m fucking tired of people refering to this movie as a remake of the ’69 John Wayne movie. No, it’s a screen adaptation of the ’68 Charles Portis novel. Dickweeds.
OMG! OMG! THERE’S A BEAR ON A HORSE!”
They finally released the Harvey Firestein/Sarah Jessica Parker sex tape?
I’ve tried to put bears on horses before, but make no mistake it’s actually quite a tricky thing to pull off and I’m impressed the Coen brothers not only managed to get it to stay on the horse, but actually act.
I very much look forward to watching this movie, not just because it looks like yet another fantastic Coen brothers film, but to learn of the bear-on-horse trainers they hired for this film so that I may hunt him down and kill him. That way I can become the only bear-on-horse trainer in Hollywood again, making me the best bear-on-horse trainer (it would also make me the worst).
A ticket to this seems like a good deal. I usually pay a lot more to see a bear mount something.
*nohomo*
Did Matty Ross hand him a business card?
Ive being waiting on this movie
since I was just a little child.