Val Kilmer sizes up his future self on the set of "Snack to the Future 2"
Top Gun director Tony Scott, fresh off The Taking of Pelham 123 and Unstoppable, has tentatively climbed aboard the veritable cock pit for Top Gun 2, presumably taking time off his busy schedule playing with toy trains and making explosion sounds. As Scott told Hitfix:
“I’m not waiting for a script. I’m going to do my homework. I’m going down to I think it’s Fallon, Nevada, down near New Mexico and it’s a whole different world now,” Scott says. “These computer geeks — these kids play war games in a trailer in Fallon, Nevada and if we ever went to war or were in the Middle East or the Far East or wherever it is, these guys can actually fly drones. They are unmanned aircraft. They operate them and then they party all night.”
Scott also confirmed this wouldn’t be his next film, but possibly the one immediately after. So, a “Top Gun” sequel is still a few years away. [Hitfix]
Nerds that play video games and get drunk? Holy sh*t, that sounds glamorous. “Yo Icebox, are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
“Oh yeah! I feel the need… the need… for weed!” (*takes bong rip, whiffs high five attempt*)
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[i]They operate them and then they party all night.[/i]
[b] Will and Jada nod in agreement [/b]
Fallon isn’t anywhere near New Mexico spud.
fucking markup…
The Mighty Feklahr is forced to point out that if we are relying on gamers in this movie, the beach volleyball and shower scenes will be a no go. On the flip side, the Cheetos vending machine will be getting a lot of camera time.
Tony Scott is the Billy Ripken of film directing. When your brother is a stratospheric talent, all you can really do is ink “Fuck Face” on the knob of your bat (or make Days of Thunder).
If there’s any justice, Top Gun 2 will have Tom Skerrit and Michael Ironside shouting at the young pilots from the control tower windows, a la Statler and Waldorf
Val Kilmer stars in Top Gun 2: Top Up of Sweets/em>
mucking farkup…
Goose loses his legs to the diabeetus. Mother Meg Ryan, not impressed.
2op Gun: “I feel the need… The Need for Speed!!”
Fly Boi: “Nah, fuck-that, yo. Let’s play Gran Turismo instead, bro.”
2op Gun: “Ha ha – I love you Fly Boi!”
*frots cocks*
Fin.
So this is basically Top Gun meets WarGames? TopGames? WarGun? I’m voting for WarGun, though TopGames sounds like a rather dirty tumblr account.
Unmanned drone – title track by Justin Bieber.
“I’m going down to I think it’s Fallon, Nevada”
1) Going down.
2) More like Fall On, Yourdong, amirite?
/I’m not rite.
Frot Gun 2: Frot Harder
Oh God, I’m so alone.
Can there ever be as sex scene as racy as the one between future lesbian Kelly McGillis and future Tom Cruise Tom Cruise?
2) More like Fall On, Yourdong, amirite?
Chinese clown he falun gong.
This time, the heroes spill coffee on themselves.
/Want some Cool Ranch Doritos?
//Negative Ghostrider, my tummy is full.
Oh man, I hope we don’t ever go to war or the Middle East. It sounds like it could turn out bad.
@ceRi–you can fill a car with many Chinese clowns but an hour later the car is hungry again.
Mitchell, I’m sorry about Goose.
*wheeze*
Everybody liked him.
*chugs carafe of gravy*
I’m sorry.
–Icebox Man
Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes ma’am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie: How’s that, Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a…
Goose: We!
Maverick: Uh, sorry, Goose. *We* happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: YouTube
Chinese clown would like a fork, but wife chopstick.
I’m sure I saw a corner around here somewhere…
Looking forward “Top Gun 2 Furious”
Could someone please tell Kelly McGillis that Witness wrapped-up filming 25 years ago?
That banner picture is the absolute saddest thing I’ve ever seen, and my grandma once stomped a baby mouse to death right in front of me.
Unmanned drones? I guess this guy is in for a surprise. They still fly real planes in military every day. In fact, my uncle was recently promoted to and now runs the adversary squadron at Top Gun. Basically like “Viper” in the movie.