New video (watch it below) has surfaced of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith’s life-sized, 9-year-old promotional doll, Willow Smith, singing her first single, “Whip My Hair.” She’s named after her father, and her brother Jaden’s named after their mother! He’s following in the family footprints as an actor, and she’s doing it as a singer! Analysts say the Smiths have already the most marketing synergy of any Hollywood family. They’re a publicist’s dream! Other reactions from around the twatt-o-sphere:
Solange Knowles has co-signed on the track, tweeting, “Willow Smith make me wanna whip some haiiirrr in this house. Ummm kill em girl. Kill em!”
Willow is also drawing the attention of Bieber’s camp. On Tuesday, Justin’s video director Alfredo Flores tweeted, “WHAT!!??! Willow Smith just KILLED “Whip My Hair”… Rihanna, Keri, Ciara, Ashanti – please be warned.”
Brandy jumped onboard too. “OK, these lil Smith kids are AMAZING!!” the singer tweeted. “I whip my hair back and forth… Ms Willow is not to be played with!!” [MTV]
Haha, who would let a nine year old “play” anyway, amirite? I heard she learned to dance barefoot on a really hot floor. “Sometimes kids just need that extra little push!” the stars gushed on Dr. Phil’s “Parenting Spectular” episode.
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Ms Willow is not to be played with!!
No wonder she doesn’t have any friends.
I just want to whip her ass.
Wait, I didn’t mean that in a child abuse sort of way. I meant it in a racist sort of way.
Guy’cha! On Kronos, we have an old proverb for a situation like this: “If it’s old enough to crawl, it’s in the right position.”
I whip my child back and forth — Will Smiff
We’ve come a long way as a country. 9 yr old black kids used to sing about something else getting whipped. Po Lazarus…
[A single tear rolls down the face of Laurence Fishburne and lands in a high ball glass which it empty save a few ice cubes]
Old enough to sing, old enough to be a legally mandated five hundred feet from.
too bad the oldest kid can’t get a football scholarship.
[recruiting.scout.com]
he is just going to have to rely on daddy’s millions to be happy
Whipping your hair gets rid of engrams.
Childhood stardom? Scientologist parents? Circling agents and Justin Bieber? These kids are doomed.
Xenu is pleased by the latest offering from the Smith family. What have YOU done for us lately, Cruise?
If we follow this post to its logical conclusion, Samuel L. Jackson will think we deserve to die, and hope we will burn in hell.
“I whip my dick back and forth, I whip my dick back and forth”
– Roman Polanski
Great, now my pubes aren’t unique.
If a movie star’s spoiled kid makes an obnoxious video…yooooooooooooouuu must whip it
Tread carefully, when they get whipped, they go into a frenzy and next thing you know…boom. You are getting raped by a pack of them.
-Uncle Mel
“Childhood stardom? Scientologist parents?”
These kids are doomed to envy Jett Travolta.
Meanwhile Justin Bieber himself tweeted, “Is she single?”
Val Kilmer was great in Willow.
Shit, now I have *that* image stuck in my head.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr himself=herself
/shoots self in dick
Why the giant “L” on her head?
@GBHA–if I could shoot dick in self I’d never leave the house
/I never leave the house
Larry-That “L” looks more like a handle to me.
Well Larry, I don’t know what it feels like to be able to do that but I imagine it’s like reading your “Val Kilmer was great in Willow” comment for the first time
After burrito night, it’s all about the wind of the Willow.
Sorry for ruinin’ your Black Panther party…
That lil Whipper Snapper dropped weave leavings all over my floor.
Video no longer available, so I’ll assume it’s more horse tail than anything else.
I fully realize that uttering this next thought could break the final seal and open up a hellmouth, but it really must be said:
I wish Michael Jackson were alive to see this.
Joaquin Pheonix got pissed when he heard about this, then he figured out they were saying “hair whip” and calmed himself.
Oddly enough, when I think about a girl whipping her hair back and forth, it usually is a nine-year-old I’m thinking about.
*listens to advisor’s whispered advice*
Whoa, wait, I mean usually IS NOT a nine-year-old I’m thinking about . . . whew, that was awkward for a minute there.
Haha! Silly HTML.
I itch my crotch back and forth — Brett Ratner
On a serious note . . . this song is fucking retarded. Will Smih, you’re dead to me. Unless she grows up really, really, really hot, and does some naked stuff, then we’d be cool again.
Will Smih, Will Smith, both of you dammit.
Yeah, but does she have shoes with her silhouette on them?
This proves that now more than ever we need to find Jonbenet’s killer! THERE’S SO MUCH MORE WORK TO BE DONE!!!!!!
So basically this is endorsing technicolor bukake, do I have that right?
Jaden Smith is… Dolemite!
R. Kelly is drinking glass after glass of water in preparation as we speak.
I haven’t been this aroused since the Rodney King beating.
i want to comment on the people who are commenting.yall udults r so wrong!this is a child doing good an positive things.yall need to stop hateing saying perverted things about a child!get a life this is made for kids.shame on yall
you people need to be led out to a field an shot!talkin about a nine year baby like that! stop looking at little girls like that! inviting a child to your penis.everybody who has somthing to say need to look at ur life!stop lookin at kids! u fuckin perbs!!!
Best you get a few more hours sleep, Brandy. It’s Friday night.
you people have neices,moms,aunts,grandma’s what the fuck is wrong with yall!? i should have known it would be some dumb ass cracker! sayin some perverted,insest haven,doing ur brother an sister,mother cousin ass white people.some of yall need to be reported or die!what is wrong wit the world?
Listen, we’ll talk when you’re sober. You know the deal.
@magnficent
you people? that’s racist… hey maybe willow and her incredible song writing talent could bridge the racial gap
also… what’s a perb?
a perv drinking mr. pibb?