"Here, girl. I'll stand in this walk way so you don't get wet."
Baby Goose was interviewed by Steve Carell for this month’s Interview Magazine, and I think it goes without saying that we found the money quote:
GOSLING: I loved growing up in Canada. It’s a great place to grow up, because—well, at least where I grew up—it’s very multicultural. There’s also good health care and a good education system. So it’s a great place to be from, although, when I was 8, I was walking to school one day and I saw a frozen cat by the side of the road, and I picked it up and hit it against a tree.
Baby Goose later added, “I whacked and I whacked, but even after the ice had come off, it still wouldn’t move. After that I cried and apologized to the tree for being so rough, and it was the saddest day of my life, because that was the day I learned kitties don’t live forever.”
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Haha, I miss you Scratches.
I hit a cat against a tree one time. The screeching made me realize I SHOULD HAVE waited till it was frozen.
Any good Canadadian knows a flash frozen cat is the makings for a fine stew.
Ryan grew up in a small town called Non Sequitur.
For some reason, that story reminds me of my ex wife.
Hey girl, I carved our initials on that tree, right above the cat stain.
Weird, my experience up here has involved a real lot of cold pussy too.
Later in the film, Ryan was harassed by a king and a knight as they searched for a Shrubbery.
Hey Ryan, can you spare a feline?
Strange, I usually use wood to hit pussy, not the other way around.
Meanwhile, Fox and Paramount are currently in a six-figure bidding war for the rights to ‘Cat on a Cold Oak Tree’.
At the heart of things, what Gosling was really doing was playing the world’s simplest violin.
I loved growing up in the forest near Camp Crystal Lake. There was a nice variety of medium to large sized mammals to fuck, I was able to store my mother’s severed head in a nice tin shanty, and there were teenagers going off by themselves to fornicate all the time-although, one day I found a hockey mask on the ground, so I picked up a girl scout in a sleeping bag and hit her against a tree.
I was walking to school one day and I saw a frozen cat by the side of the road, and I picked it up and hit it against a tree.
The sad part of story isn’t the dead cat; it’s the fact that this happened in June.
Hey girl, a frozen cat is the only kind of “cold one” I like. We don’t need alcohol to have a good time.
Fuck you, Fek. Camp Crystal Lake is in New Jersey.
Hey girl, I will warm up the pussy and then we can snuggle. And you can still keep your special gift for our honeymoon.
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There’s also good health care and a good education system. So it’s a great place to be from,
Maybe they ought to transfer some loonies from health care to grammar education, eh?
He went on to say how useful the experience was when it came time to film The Notebook.
“It’s a great place to grow up, because—well, at least where I grew up—it’s very multicultural. I’ll never forget the time the Korean family next door lost their heat…”
Hey PETA, hope I didn’t hurt your felines.
Hey girl…er I mean Donk, I just noticed you already made that pun…my bad.
Hey girl, I’m just helping Puss find his roots.
Hey girl, would you like to hear a cat bark?
steve carrell then turn to the people across the room with his hand up as if Ryan wasn’t there whispering loud: “This dude is fucking scary, why am I interviewing him again?”
Frozen Pussy is just another way of saying Katherine Heigl.
Hey Carell, I don’t care if you’re a 40 year old virgin, I’m willing to wait.
Baby Goose didn’t seriously hit a cat against a tree. He was just kitten!
Thus proving further that all hipsters are from Canada.
Goddamn Canada.
Canada is like Minnesota, except more “multicultural”.
They have a black guy?
Canada is like Minnesota, except more “multicultural”.
True. It gets darker for longer.
@Ace, they did, but the mayor of Winnepeg kicked him in the face. ([warmingglow.uproxx.com])
Blog synergy!
Another Katz pronounced Kates (like Oiler owner Daryl). So proudly multicultural, that Canada.
Hey girl, you can call me “Ryan Goswing.” Ha ha, I love you monkey bars!
Hey baby girl. I gotta tell you something. I’m ashamed to say it, but there was this one time … this one time when I banged a pussy.
That feels so much better gettin’ it off my chest.