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This week on the Frotcast, we have Patrick Schumacker and Justin Halpern from Sh*t My Dad Says back on to talk about their process, their most hateful reviews, and of course, what it was like directing Kimbo Slice in low-budge video productions (SH*T MY DAD SAYS, THURSDAYS AT 8:30 ON CBS). Other topics include slam poetry (13 minutes in), and the Four Loko controversy (beginning). Sh*t My Dad Says interview starts at 25 minutes in. Also: we discover sound effects. Be afraid. Be very afraid. And at 1:03, Justin and I talk about our dads being angry atheists who seem to take a certain amount of perverse glee in telling us that there’s no afterlife.
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This week’s intro song is “Totally Snake” courtesy of the band Totally Snake. I’ll be honest, I think it kinda rocks.
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Slam Poetry? What is that, a euphemism for rape limericks?
I was thinking “BRAAAAM” right before you did a BRAAAAM about the slam poetry about slam poetry. Well fucking done . . . but I still don’t forgive you for making light of space knees. My uncle died from the space knees you bastards. I’m writing a slam poem about this. You will rue.
My local liquor store told me they are going to stop selling four loko because “It is an instant drunk”. They do happen to sell everclear and every other spirit so that makes no sense to me.
Most. Introspective. Frotcast. Ever.
Vince + Four Loko + Excitement = Homeless Man’s Bill Cosby
Ferguson + Four Loko + Phone call to girlfriend = Alone
Erswi + Four Loko = jfaioFUIFHCNJXK?Ldfjcyhds0`58
Was it the most introspective because we talk about mortality for 12 seconds? …Well I suppose the bar was pretty low, wasn’t it.
I was actually enjoying the first couple of minutes when it was just the two of you and you guys sounded so…young and nervous. It was like being 14 again and trying to get her bra off.
I got thrown out of a Crate & Barrel for slam pottery. IT’S PERFORMANCE ART YOU BASTARDS!!!
*Adjusts ascot, sashays to nearest Bed, Bath & Beyond.*
BAM! Fekky got a namedrop!
Congratulations Slam Poets, you just knocked acapella enthusiasts out of the number one spot for groups of people I want to wipe off the face of the earth with the fiery finger of god.
To fathers! There has never been a more effective personality cult than the family.
Is there any malk being drunk this week?
@ 1:36 Kathy Lee sounds remarkably like Armond White Hammond. It’s like a half-baked parody inside another half-baked parody
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAHM*
christ, the cringe factor was off the charts for that slam poetry you played. That rivals UK Office for embarrassment factor.
Man, i wish they had 4loko in Canada, it hadn’t caught on when i still lived in the states. Gotta get my mom to ship me some along with my usual care package of cartons of marlboro reds.
God I want that BRAAAAHM sound.
Anyone have an Idea where I may be able to get my hands on it?
I have no sound on this machine, but [www.instantinception.com] should do you.
As far as the Inception Braaaahm, this one is my favorite. There are many like it, but this one is the best:
[inception.davepedu.com]
Awesome. Just awesome. It was funny and I didn’t have to clean the cum out of my ears.
THANKS!!!! This really was a great Frotcast…
HAHA! BRRRAAHHHMMM! It is so funny the thousandth time you do it Vince. I think we should put the whole BRRAAHHMM in the reahview. Classic.
So you’re saying… the Braaaaaahm is getting old? Hold on, I’m not sure I understand…
Instead of raping our ears, you wooed us with romantic Brahms.
Ha ha, I love you punnery.
OMG. I almost didn’t make it through the slam poetry part but I’m glad I stuck it out. That was awesome. Braaaaahm all the time.
I liked the addition of sound effects and the joy you guys got out of them, but please don’t turn into the Morning Zoo. I don’t need traffic updates every 17 seconds.
Crap- I didn’t realize there was someone posting as “Morning Zoo.” I was referring to actual morning radio shows- those things make me want to drive off a bridge.
Using separate websites for podcast sound effects is like downloading porn for your “folder” folder.
Get with it: [instantsfun.es]
what is the listener count up to? 100,000?
IT’S OVER 9000!!!
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