For today’s Friday Free for All, Evan from Severin sent us this fun little clip from his project Brain Bludgeon. Evan watches more bizarre, forgotten, low-budget films than anyone I know (times 1000), and Brain Bludgeon is his compilation of some the best stuff. If you live in Brooklyn, you’ll be able to see it yourself next Friday whilst getting drunk at the ReRun Gastropub.
Sewn together from hundreds of forgotten horror films, BRAIN BLUDGEON is a transcendental fusion of trash exposing the willing to everything curious, bizarre, hilarious and awful about no-budget genre films. Hot penny torture, exploding 3d skulls, brutal “de-fetusing”, raping zombies, and much more collide in this blissfully IQ-withering amalgamation of exploitation hell.
Meanwhile, today’s clip is rated awesome for gratuitous:
- Awesome mullet perms
- Casual use of gay slurs
- INCREDIBLE acting
- REAL baboons
- Baboon dong
- Excessive squibs
Did I say “gratuitous, excessive squibs?” I did indeed. They’re gratextuissive.
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Hot penny torture? But they’re so small. What could you possibly do . . . ooooohhhhh!
FEK! GAS UP THE VAN! NOW!!!!!
You lost Anderson Cooper with “Casual use of gay slurs” but you got him back with “Baboon Dong”. You excited Japanese pornographers with “Excessive squibs” but they’ll be disappointed when they realize their mistake.
Raping zombies?
Is that a zombie being raped, or someone raping a zombie? Either way sounds interesting, but I need specifics.
Appropriately enough, the phrase “excessive squibs” does not translate exactly into Japanese. The closest Japanese phrase translates into English as “needs more schoolgirls.”