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In a turn of events so shocking it rivals the day I touched my first boob (Lindsay Reynolds, such a sound sleeper), Chris Nolan has once and for all debunked the rumor that Eddie Murphy would be playing The Riddler (a shame, as The Sun had a Photoshop all copyrighted and ready to go). Nolan also revealed that his sequel has a title, and a blatant nerd boner baiting one at that.
Christopher Nolan’s third Batman film will be called “The Dark Knight Rises” and though the Gotham City auteur isn’t ready to reveal the villain of his 2012 film, he did eliminate one of the big contenders: “It won’t be the Riddler,” Nolan said in an exclusive interview with the Hero Complex.
Nolan was most eager to talk about the fact that Warner Bros. had agreed with his argument that the film should resist the current 3-D craze and instead use high-definition approaches and IMAX cameras to strike out on a different cinematic path than the stereoscopic technology
“We’ll use many of the same characters as we have all along, and we’ll be introducing some new ones,” Nolan said cryptically. [HeroComplex, LA Times]
Given that a Batman movie is going to have a huge budget, and 3D is a license for studios to charge higher ticket prices, the fact that The Dark Knight Rises won’t be in a 3D is a HUGE deal. It’s something you know Chris Nolan (who’s criticized 3D in the past) had to fight hard for. Say what you will about the concept of 3D or any of Chris Nolan’s movies, the guy deserves some credit. A director with some integrity should be recognized in Hollywood, especially at a time when it’s filled with guys like Brett Ratner, who’d probably murder his entire family in exchange for Jonas Brothers tickets and a hot pocket.



(Lindsay Reynolds, such a sound sleeper)
You call her Grandma, young man!
No Eddie Murphy….Why so delirious?
The hot pocket is the dealbreaker, if he can’t score a backstage pass he’ll need somewhere to stick his boner.
There goes Matthew Lesklow’s chance for an oscar.
*Lesko …fuck!
I say have JGL play the Joker and fucking take it to the bank.
I don’t trust what this guy says. He also said that Heath Ledger would be taking home the Oscar. He should have said Heath Ledger’s next of kin would be taking home the Oscar.
Shit, I should say something “witty”…
Uh…
When I touched my first boob I had to wipe the dirt off first.
blah, blah, blah… joke about Batman getting a hardon’… blah fucking blah…
More accurate to say Brett Ratner would kill in exchange for a Jonas Brothers hotpocket.
The Mighty Feklahr feels we should take a closer look at Batman’s inner psyche…BY EXPLORING HIS DREAMS!
BRAAAAAAHM!!!
Christian Bale fucks Maggie Gyllenhaal from behind…naked except for the Batman mask, utility belt, and gauntlets. Right before he comes, he pulls out, flexes for the mirror, Batarangs darts fly from his gauntlets and nail Commisioner Gordon (who watched it all) to the wall right as the bat-sperm make a gooey Rorschach test on the small of Maggie’s back…”Patrick Batman” was complete.”
BRAAAAHM!
This the best news I hear since I hear I didn’t get AIDS while I was china.
The Dark Knight Rises, starring the guy from Rescue Dawn? Surely the villain will be the (Alarm) Clock King.
Well now we know that Batman isn’t like Jew bread.
Patrick Batman listens to The Cure.
This should have been the title for that ‘Prince of Tides’ sequel they never made.
After the news that Cameron is inflicting more Avatar upon us, I’m especially thankful for more Nolan Batman awesomeness.
Eddie Murphy wasn’t really interested in it anyway. He only threw his name in because when he heard there was going to be a bat suit he heard “fat suit”.
Integrity, schmentegrity. WB should keep driving garbage trucks filled with money up his driveway until he caves.
And by ‘garbage trucks filled with money’ I mean cocks. and by driveway I mean ass.
The Dark Knight Rises??!!
Mel Gibson tried to warn you, but you refused to go back upstairs and change.
If Ratner were directing the villain would be a treadmill.
@Fek’lhr
Patrick Bateman listens to fucking Robert Palmer when he wants to relax and Huey Lewis and the News when he wants to murder.
Kill his mother for Jonas Brothers tickets and a hot pocket??
Bret Ratner has done a lot more for a lot less.
Can I just be the voice of reason for a sec, and just ask why don’t we know if there will be a nipple suit in this thing yet?
They should get Ronnie Coleman to be Bane!
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