The other day it was widely reported that Emma Stone
Webb added, “The chemistry between Andrew [Scarfield] and Emma was stunning and made Emma the clear choice. At the heart of the story of Peter Parker is not only the amazing Spider-Man, but also an ordinary teenager who is wondering what he has to do to get the girl. Andrew and Emma will bring everything audiences expect to these roles, but also make them their own. Much to my surprise, it was fun to find out that our choice for Gwen (Emma) is also a natural blonde.” [via Deadline]
Anyone else think the way that was worded seems a little inappropriate for a press release? “Hi, Mr. Bigshot director speaking. I’d like to announce that this young starlet here just won the lead in my next movie. And in related news, I found he she was a natural blonde! Heh heh heh heh who wants to smell my finger?”
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“OH, THPIDEY!”
Inappropriate? Maybe.
Sexy? No, not really.
Actually makes me want to go and shell out 15 bucks to see this flaming turd in glorious 3-D? Again, no.
My step-son, Oliver, better not see hear about this. The last thing I need is him trying to convince me that he’s not a natural red head every time I decide to play “The Stove’s Ringing -Who’s Gonna Answer It?” with his stupid ass head.
Oh. Bryce Howard is a chick. I was about to congratulate you on slipping that joke in under the radar.
“Let’s just say the thread doesn’t match the web.”
Call me when they let Donald Glover play Spider-Man.
So…uh…she knows she’s gonna die, right?
Scarfield after hearing about the casting:
MARC!!!
Great, they can put the “natural blonde” opposite of the “natural blah”.
ROFLKOTAL! Even His “not hyperbolically Klingon” posts retain a hint of sweet Qunos obloquy! B’lAh!
I think the only thing that could possibly express my level of excitement for this reboot is the indifference of a thousand Sad Keanus.
Call me when they let Donald Glover play Mary Jane.
I didn’t have nearly as much fun finding out that Bryce’s carpet matches Opie’s drapes.
SO…LEROUX IS PLAYING SPIDEY, SHOOTING THE MOVIE, ALL WHILE TAKING A SHOWER? I CAN OVERRIDE THE RULE OF THUM…PUT YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UP YOUR BUT AND THEN SUCK YOUR THUMB! IT WORKS EVERYTIME!!! YES, I FINNALLY QUIT DRINKNG!