Derek Cianfrance’s Blue Valentine is in the news today after the MPAA slapped it with an NC-17 rating, and no one seems to know why. It played at Sundance, and people who saw it say it has “barely any nudity.” Meanwhile, the trailer just hit Yahoo movies, and it features Ryan Baby Goose Gosling playing the ukulele while Michelle Williams tap dances. Ahh, now I see why it’s rated NC-17. I wouldn’t want my kids around these f*cking hipsters either.
Hey, girl. My fans are called huggalos. You should fan us on Facebook! Haha, but only if you want to.
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Yo, the Midwest 3 be solely comprised of high level “Tuggalos”, my ninja!
Hey, girl. I’ll let you do the tapping for now. I’ll wait until we’re married.
Is it wrong to hope for a scene where he smashes his ukulele over her head, like the Honky Tonk Man?
Hey girl, now I know why tap is the forbidden dance, because watching you makes me want to pluck my string.
If they gave out nc-17 ratings for hipsteria, the studio would have to cut Scott Pilgrim down to be 2 min long.
Hey girl, you’re melting my heart. I heard you tap ‘I love you Patches’ right there.
I’m not proud of my punchline, but I am kinda proud of the invention of “hipsteria”.
Hey, girl. I’d love to salsa. But let’s keep it mild.
Hey girl, I love all kinds of tap dancing, whether Irish step, English clog, or African Juba, I really don’t have a preference.
Haha girl, you totally misheard me. I said this film has “graphic RUDity”. I forget to open the door for a lady in one scene.
Hey girl, I would very much like to bleep you, and by bleep I mean something I don’t fully feel comfortable saying until we’ve made a full commitment to one another.
Hey, girl. I want to do the box step, but I respect you too much.
Hey girl, all the refreshment I need comes straight from your tap.
Hehe. [blushes, covers mouth] Oh you know what I mean.
Gosling personally requested the NC-17 rating after finding out that he calls something that his character doesn’t like “gay”.
Hey girl, you’re feet sound like Patches, as he scampers across the floor- haha!
Hey girl, this movie may be coming soon, but I’ll wait until after we’re married.
” Aw, girl. I love your boots. Let’s FUCK!!!”
/bizzaro goose
Does one ironic ukelele equal ten ironic scarves and/or blazers?
Rated NC-17 for Coarse Language, Brief Nudity, and Graphic Ear Rape.
Hey girl, I want to make you
Snap, tap, or cum.tap, tap, or tap.I would have gone with “tap, clap or hum,” but Baby Goose is awful proud of you for competing.
Here’s why it’s NC17:
“hey girl, wanna know I how I got these scars…”
“Mary Kate’s Xanax?”
“:(“
Sure, wait for me to go on vacation before you post a Baby Goose.