
Everyone who’s ever had a sullen, dead-on-the-inside Denny’s waitress in Hollywood knows that not every actor who comes to LA gets to be Sam Worthington. For everyone who makes it, five other people get one embarrassing bit part in a movie no one will ever see. And for every Aubrey Tennant, who turns his two seconds of screen time into something my grandchildren will remember, there are lots more Sebastian Rosases, whose sole claim to fame is playing “Mexican Paint Huffer” in Balls Out: The Gary Houseman Story. Earlier this year, Anne Sellors was recognized by a few different sites as having the World’s Saddest IMDB page, on account of her lone entry being “Woman who urinates herself,” in the 1984 BBC docudrama, Threads. Well now, thanks to the magic of the internet (via TabloidProdigy), that performance has been preserved for posterity. (click the above picture to animate or check it out below).

She did a pretty good job, I thought. At least as good as Oprah. I mean talk about overacting.



Don’t watch this while listening to Klingon opera.
Is this from The Color Yellow?
Did Oprah win the Golden Globe for that performance?
Urinating yourself would be something I’d love to see put on film. It’s a paradox, how do you come out of your own pee hole?
Stedman pees like that, too.
World’s saddest? Yep, #1 on the list.
Dor sho gha! Did you guys just see Michael J. Fox’s dad turn into a werewolf???
Chodin’s only IMDB listing is “Boy who gets Cleveland Steamer.”
Fun fact:I was a waitress at Denny’s ,and had a woman pee herself in the lobby.
Is that what they called buttered english muffins these days, Bruns?
Fun fact: The Mighty Feklahr saw an old lady diarrhea herself at a Carls Jr so bad that it came down her pant leg and she left a trail all the way to her car (yes she got in her car and left, that had to smell good on a balmy July day in Iowa with a dew point around 75 and a heat index of 115).
I get all of my bathroom reading from Oprah’s Dook Club.
When Lo Pan comes to rip YOUR face off, I’ll bet you piss yourself too.
“Woman who urinates herself.” – Saddest entry ever.
“Woman who urinates, herself.” – Less sad. At least this way she gets credit for needing help.
*for NOT needing help. Goo.
This is only the saddest imdb entry because they don’t recognize porn as film.
Even sadder, she only got the part because she was Peter’s cousin.
R. Kelly just came.
Ball’s in your court, Danny Masterson
Tom Hanks is unimpressed. *
* film nerds get that
** i hate myself
Urine the movies!
Urine the movies!
Just nail that pants piss part
And girl you’re goin’ faaaarrr!
This is the part you get when you spit after your casting couch “audition.”
Give her credit, for such a small part she sure made a big splash.
I guess we know which way she hangs, eh?
She has really made a name for herself for having such a wee part.
Did this part inspire the movie, The Whiz?
This was all a misunderstanding. The director had a habbit of yelling “get pissed” at the end of the day and everyone would head to the pub for a pint.
Shit inkPee, does that count as a d-step?
Billy Bob Thornton totally ripped her style in Bad Santa.
Come to Filmdrunk for tinkle humor? Urine luck!
Onterrio Smith is mad that she didn’t save him some.
He beewbz have their own S.A.G. card.
She misinterpreted the advice to retire when you reach #1.
Pleased with Anne’s audition, the casting director was heard to say: “On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re an 8.”
The saddest thing about the economy? The production values on OPRAH.
The only person on earth who takes the piss more frequently for her imvolvement with the BBC is Kim Kardashian.
^^That joke should work on multiple levels, people.