Earlier this year, Will Smith bought his son Jaden (named after mom, Jada!) a Karate Kid movie, but of course his 9-year-old daughter Willow (named after dad, Will!) was probably whining the whole time.  “Daddy, daddy, I wanna be famous too!  Daddy, daddy, buy me a rap career!”  So like any good father, he eventually broke down and got her signed to Jay-Z’s Roc Nation label.  Over the weekend, her first track, “Whip My Hair” leaked online. I personally found it a little repetitive, but I’m sure the kids will love it.  How could they not relate to such a normal, well-adjusted peer?

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I’m so pissed at my parents.  So many times when I was nine I came home wearing bullfrogs for pants or a helmet made of play doh, and never once did they say, “Ooh, let’s get you a fashion line!”

Here’s the lyrics:

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth

Hop up out the bed turn my swag on
Pay no attention to them haters cuz we whip em off
and we aint doing nothing wrong
so dont tell me nothing, i’m just tryna have fun
so keep the party jumping

so whats up (yea)
And i’ll be doing what to do
we turn our back
and whip our hair and just shake them off
shake them off, shake them off,shake them off

Don’t let haters keep me off my grind
Keep my head up and i know i’ll be fine
Keep fighting until i get there
am down and i feel like giving up

I whip my hair back and forth [etc.]

I’m going get more shine than a little bit
Soon as i hit the stage applause im hearing it
weather its black stars black cars im feeling it
but can’t none of them whip it like i do
I, i gets it in hmmm yea i go hard
when they see me pull up i whip it real hard
i whip it real hard,real hard,i whip it real hard

Don’t let haters keep me off my grind
Keep my head up and i know i’ll be fine
Keep fighting until i get there
am down and i feel like giving up

I whip my hair back and forth  [etc.]

All my Ladies if you feel me
do it do it whip your hair
Dont’ matter if its long, short
do it do it whip your hair

All my Ladies if you feel me
come on do it do it whip your hair
Dont’ matter if its long, short
do it do it whip your hair (your hair, your hair)

I whip my hair back and forth  [etc.]

Nine years old and she already has haters!  So adorable! I hope she hooks up with Lights Camera Jackson and they become a Hollywood power couple, but then she cheats on him with John Mayer.

[via Buzzfeed]