Take This Waltz is an upcoming “dramedy” *flips scarf, blows on chai latte* starring Michelle Williams as a girl torn between two lovers. Her husband is played by Seth Rogen and her mystery lover is played by… someone else. I haven’t heard of any of the other people in the cast, so I’m assuming it’s going to be a lovefest of mopey indie songs and indignant silent farts. But it’s directed by the incredibly cute-even-though-she’s-a-hipster Sarah Polley, so I’m willing to suck down a few Conor Oberst songs to give it the benefit of the doubt.
Oh, and did I mention that Sarah Silverman is in it? My bad, yeah she’s playing Williams’s sister-in-law or something like that and they probably talk about boys and love and I’m guessing periods and Yorkshire terriers and other girl stuff, and at some point Silverman is going to take off all of her clothes and do a scene with full-frontal nudity. So you know, there’s that whole part to look forward to.
Let’s hope they budgeted for laser hair removal, Moviefone:
“I go totally naked,” says Silverman. “Full frontal. It’s going to be awful. It’s so not pretty.”“Filming [that movie] was awesome,” Says Silverman. “Sarah Polley is so f–king cool. So kind. She knows exactly what she wants, she knows how to get it. She was just lovely the whole time. A total delight.”
Silverman supposedly opens Take This Waltz with the line, “I look in the mirror, and I wanna f*ck myself,” which is exactly what I said when I was getting ready for the first day of second grade.
I know that Silverman’s a bit of a polarizing subject around these here Drunkardwebs, in that some people think she’s hilarious and some people think she’s single-handedly killing the belief that all Jewish comedians are funny. I guess I fall right in the middle of the pack, because I love a lot of her standup (I thought Jesus Is Magic was brilliant) but I didn’t enjoy the Sarah Silverman Show that much. I guess I’m just not that big into entire episodes about licking dogs’ balls. But you know what I do enjoy? Full-frontal female nudity. Huzzah, Miss Silverman.
Well hello, Sarah Polley. I hear you're looking for full frontal nudity.
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Cool. We’ll finally have visual confirmation that Silverman and Chewbacca are distant cousins. “Hairier than a wookie…”
I hope her bush talks to me. I need to let my “people” go.
I hear Silverman was asked to lose 30 pounds for the roll. Polley wanted a crack whore.
Considering the last Jewish comedian to go full-frontal was Jason Segel, I’d call this a step in the right direction.
Something to look forward to. The naked Jews on the History Channel are little… well, they just don’t appeal to me.
Sarah Silverman Is Gonna Get Naked
No please.
I can think of at least 100 other dudes I’d rather see naked before her. (no homo)
She talks a big game, all filthy, trying to make you think she’d be a hellcat in the sack. But there a three things for certain in this life: death, taxes, and Jewish girls never let you put it in their butt.
I’m not gonna lie, I’ve always had a thing for her, and even the mental image of Jimmy Kimmel pawing at her like a bear cub trying to open a Coleman full of steak didn’t break me of it. There’s just something about dark-haired, smart, confident, funny, rich girls with generous racks.
Sahwa Silbermin has lupus. (*Said through the schnoz with a Yiddish twang*)
Whoa, over the line dude. Cassadaga meant a lot to me and my old lady during a really tough time… she’d just lost our baby and I couldn’t find my signed Cripple Crow vinyl. You seem to like ODB, so I thought you’d understand what it means for a musician to transcend this plane and touch your aura. Really disappointed…
Jimmy Kimmel will announce tonight that his unauthorized gay sex tape, titled “Jimmy Kimmel B. Pumpin”, will be released in time for Christmas. The film is rumored to include Kimmel, Brian “B” Pumper, a CGI version of John Holmes, and an elderly Asian gentlemen with a Ben Affleck mask and will feature several scenes with unique responses to sexual arousal.
Tits or GTF . . . y’know, I’m just not feeling it.
“Conor Oberst” sounds like a good beer. As does a “Full Frontal Silverman.” “Pabst” just sounds so dirty. Eww. Am I off topic again?
I might be excited by a naked Silverman if I didn’t know she smells like bagel farts and Kimmel crust.
*sits waiting patiently with anal lube, a 6-pack of medical gloves, and hot pockets at the ready* I knew it would happen some day. I just didn’t know if I’d be alive to see it…
@ Stone Soup: Did you mean “roll” cause you’re dice and all, cause that’s kind of cute if you did on account of the whole play on words..hahahaha (see!)…or did you mean “role”? If you did I must be a total douche and point out your grammatical error. And yes, I did change my picture to Joan Crawford just for this post.
@Joan “GB” Crawford: Well now you can’t possibly expect him to fess up to it… Don’t you worry your pretty little head about it Soup, I got your back!