The first pictures of Rooney Mara as Lispeth Salander on the set of David Fincher’s The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo have hit the web, courtesy of RooneyMara.net. Incidentally RooneyMara.net is a thing that exists. Mara famously beat out a who’s who of top actresses to land the part including Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson. I like to imagine David Fincher’s Social Network star Justin Timberlake helping convince her to take the role. “A million dollars? That’s not cool. You know what’s cool? Six thousand dollars.”
In any case, I haven’t read the book, but… is the dragon tattoo on her boobs? I hope the dragon tattoo is on her boobs. My, this post was both fascinating and informative.
[hat tip: ScreenJunkies]
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It’s Lisbeth a’shly, and the character fucks a rapist up the ass in the original version. I wonder if the will keep the full frontal scenes…
You don’t want to see her boobs until book two.
(uh, yeah, reading is for fags)
Meanwhile, RooneyMickey.net has been strangely quiet…
They turned down Gabourey Sidibe because they couldn’t afford the ink.
Average day at the book store for me:
Customer: Do you have “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo?”
Me: *looks around at the various displays and stacks of the book within a few feet of the front door, sighs*
Average day at the book store for me:
Girl at counter: “Oh my God, SECURITY! He’s doing it again!”
Me: *hurriedly finishes creating ‘human centipede’ model out of life-size Bella, Edward and Jacob cut-outs, drops pants to proceed defecation*
Spaz?
Hello?
Hello.
As a self-avowed Swedish neo-fascist, I simply cannot support a movie about a book that was originally titled “Men Who Hate Women”… You talkin’ to me Stieg? Yeah, that’s right, look away you pussy!
She was hilarious in Caddyshack.
There once was a girl with a big curl right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good she was very, very good.
But when I was good I got more head.
*rimshot*
If I wanted to see a girl with a dragon tattoo, I’d head down to the lunch shift at Cheetahs and ask for your mom.
OH I WENT THERE!
But seriously, Chatsworth checking-in at 77 degrees.