You just know it’s going to be a good day when it starts with Parry Gripp singing about a baby monkey riding on a pig. …There’s an incredibly racist joke to be made in there, and I’m not touching it. I love you, Parry Gripp.
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It is 3 in the morning, I am at work and I am floored to see that this got posted.
*door flies open*
false alarm. just a fat chick.
I’m pretty sure that baby monkey is piloting a tapir, rather than riding a pig.
My bulldog shall one day attain a pygmy marmoset mahout, but not until I design a suitable tent, and fashion a pair of serrated ginsu knives in place of tusks.
The barbiturates, zey do nossing.
Funny Smoking Section, thinking urban music actually represents something.
At of right now the main page has a big ad for “Devil from the Mind of மனோஜ் நெல்லியட்டு ஷ்யாமளன்” around all the borders of the page.
Vince, does uproxx have companies pay per ad click? because if so I am gonna click this ad five thousand times to try to bankrupt the idiots that are putting out a second movie written by M. Night this year.
Baby Monkey’s putting that whole town in his rear view.
Haha, I love you, Cyclops Pomeranian.
Team primate ftw.
I can’t look away either. I really want to be a party girl just so I can get with you dog. Fine! I am a party girl! I am!
You can’t butcher urban music any more than you can make water wetter.
a baby monkey riding on a pig. …There’s an incredibly racist joke to be made in there, and I’m not touching it
I’ll take “ways to describe Gabourey Sidibe’s homemade abortion” for $400, Alex.
I swear I’ve seen that dog in the hoodie somewhere before . . .
*drops some more acid*
Aha! I knew I’d seen him before! C’mere, little fella!
*pats invisible dog on head, curls up in fetal position*