In news that would have been awesome 10 years ago, Nokia has announced a contest that will give one lucky person the chance to film a bedroom scene with iconic wig wearer bombshell Pam Anderson. The contest is all part of Nokia’s campaign to show off the company’s new N8 cell phone, which features a HD quality video camera and film editing software. The bedroom scene will be for a short film called The Commuter, which will be filmed entirely on the N8 phone. Anderson agreed to do the film because she’s had HC for a few years and figured HD is the next logical step.
Nokia also signed Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick for a scene that takes place in an elevator, and anyone whose life’s ambition is to appear in a cell phone commercial with him now has their opportunity. Dare to dream, Drunkards. Dare. To. Dream.
Maybe they can also get Yasmine Bleeth and David Chokachi, Star Pulse:
The former “Baywatch” beauty, who hit the headlines in the 1990s after filming a sex tape with her then-husband Tommy Lee, has agreed to be filmed frolicking in bed with the winner of phone firm Nokia’s latest competition.
John Nichols, head of marketing at Nokia UK, explains, “We wanted to create something very special for the launch of the Nokia N8 that showcases the Hollywood quality of its camera.”
The Hollywood quality, eh? I’ve always wanted a cell phone that snorts blow off an underage hooker’s ass and wakes up in a Starbuck’s dumpster. In related news, Channing Tatum will be appearing in a short film for Boost Mobile entitled, Pay Yo Bill.
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This puts the “No” in “Nokia.”
This also puts the hepatitis in your liver.
Justin Bieber will co-star with Zac Efron in a football locker-room themed short ironically labeled, “1st and 10, let’s do it again!” for Virgin Mobile.
This. This right here is our generation’s “Orson Wells doing a Paul Masson commercial”.
The difference is that Orson’s tits probably have a better jiggle to them.
Wow, this trend is really catching on. Samsung just announced that R Kelly will be… um… piss joke.
As long as I get to wear a haz-mat suit, sounds like fun!
Sounds likes that scene will be filmed in three double-D.
*BOING*
*AWOOGA*
First person to get down here and kick Dingo in the nuts gets Rob Thomas tickets.
Seriously, though. The only thing she’s fit to be shot with is a tranq dart filled with AZT.
I’d do it if she got resleeved*.
*stick a ham in and then pull the bone out
In news that would have been awesome 10 years ago
10 years ago? Barb Wire was 14 years ago and she already looked like something my mother would have removed from her back.
At this point, I’d rather sleep with Tommy Lee.
At any point, I’d rather sleep with Tommy Lee Jones. He looks like a considerate lover.
I slept with Tom Jones once.
I heard his dick was unusually large, but it’s not unusual.
Vince Neil is looking at his Motorola Startac and weeping.
If the length of his book is any indication, it is pretty long, at least.
“Pam, you’ve slept with Bret Michaels, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Why don’t you save yourself some time and just drink a vat of Magic Johnson’s blood?’
Really WordPress? You can’t tell the difference between real HTML tags and faux-/whitneycummings ones?