Here’s ODB not knowing who Drew Barrymore was. “The girl with the bal’ head?” Meaning… he thought… ET… was… played by a bald girl? So many questions. |thanks, DangerGuererro|
DAILY CIRCLE JERK
- Has Wonderbra Changed The Ad Game? |Uproxx|
Demons Out: The Internet’s Most Outrageous Exorcism Videos. |Uproxx|
- Australian taxpayers footing $3 million bill to bring Oprah there. I’m not saying they won’t get their money’s worth, but maybe that showboatin bitch should pay for herself for a change. |WarmingGlow|
- Reggie Bush to give back his Heisman. |WithLeather|
- Japanese tabloids reporting that Steve Jobs is a ninja. |GammaSquad|
- Besides being able to hit holes in one and make flowers bloom at will, Kim Jong Il is also a Pokemon master. |UnrealityMag|
- Elle didn’t lighten Gabourey Sidibe’s skin, it’s called lighting, photographers use it. |WWTDD|
- Rachel Mestonen sucks at wearing shirts. |GorillaMask|
- 20 dogs eating pizza. |Buzzfeed|
- Pictured: Not to brag, but I think my latest Photoshop really captures Heidi Montag’s essence.
- The Best 1970s Japanese Star Wars Toy Commercial that Never Existed. |ToplessRobot|
- Celebrating the 8 Best Cheerleaders in Film. |NERDS!|
- The secrets of George Lazenby. |ScreenJunkies|
- Six things you can brand on a uterus. |HolyTaco|
- GAY HIPSTER FIGHT! |Barstoolsports|
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Those hipsters were only ironically punching each other.
err umm I mean slapping
That Stormtrooper toy is gonna make Him fire into His fist, too!
ODB remembers the what that was riding a bike?
Those nerds missed the cheerleaders from The Replacements.
“Elle didn’t lighten Gabourey Sidibe’s skin, it’s called lighting, photographers use it.”
Interesting. I didn’t think light could escape that. Looks like my physics professor is getting a tersely worded missive.
What made me laugh about that Elle cover with Gabourey Sidibe on it is the fact that 630+ is right next to her.
Elle didn’t lighten Gabourey Sidibe’s skin, it’s called lighting, photographers use it.
I read “lighten” and “Gabourey Sidibe” in the same sentence and thought science had accomplished the impossible.
Because she’s fat, you see.
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M-E-T-H-O-DI ‘on kno no ET, Man.”Ooohhhhh! So THAT’S why Buttercup builds me up. A Biopic starring Tracy Morgan needs to happen or his death will have meant nothing.
A campaign to have Bush’s Heisman Trophy given to Vince Young has been started by Vince Young and his mama.
Elle didn’t lighten Gabourey Sidibe
That’s because no one can. Not even Mr. Slim Goodbody.
@ Pauly – Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya / Lil bald girl on a bike gon’ fly away
Elle didn’t show her body because people hate when you have fold-out covers.
Ooo baby, Drew Barrymore. OOO BABY, DREW BARRYMOOOOOOORE!
I dedicate this all the pretty girls. All the pretty girls in the world. And the little bald girls, too. ‘Cuz to me you pretty anyway, baby
*clap clap*
Gangs be actin’ like ET anyway/be like, Drew Barrymooooore come out and plaaay-eeeayyyy!
Donk, don’t you mean folds-out covers?
I have never fantasized about being a donkey until now. Well, unless you count that one time in Tijuana, but I think that donkey was drunk.