Hot off the tubes, it’s the new international trailer for Due Date. It’s almost sad how easily Due Date boils down to Planes, Trains, and Automobiles meets The Hangover, but I just can’t resist Zach Galifianakis holding something cute (*quietly exposes penis*). And if you would’ve asked me a couple years ago whether I’d rather see another Planes, Trains and Automobiles or a sequel to Tron, Tron would’ve been the clear loser. But no matter how you feel about Tron, at the very least, we should all be thanking God the directing job went to Todd Phillips and not the Dinner for Schmucks guy, and that the John Candy role went to Zach Galifianakis and not Kevin James. They would’ve had to rewrite so that all the jokes rely on him being fat. Haha, oh, Kevin James, you can’t eat pie on a segway!
Opens November 5th.
[hat tip: ScreenJunkies]
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Does that make RDJ a modern day Steve Martin? Mind = blown.
* true story, I almost said Eugene Levy there until I realized I was thinking of Armed and Dangerous. A shame really b/c it was funnier with RDJ as Eugene Levy.
Kevin James being fat is just funny by itself. But you don’t get comedy points for that shit.
[Crappy sits quietly, nothing happens]
I’m just patiently waiting for the The Adventures of Allan Quartermaine: King Solomon’s Mines remake.
[Quick Google search, sees Sam Worthington is doing remake for SyFy network]
What.The.FUUUCK! That was a joke assholes.
Apparently SyFy didn’t think spelling their name with Y’s was a retarded enough idea.
Speaking of Kevin James, he’ll be signing autographs down at Glendale Kia’s Dealin’ Days. Tell ‘em Boomer sent ya for your chance behind the wheel of a 2010 Sorento.
Now here’s some Papa Roach.
Watching that trailer reminded me of a story:
I was chatting up this girl at a bar and to break the ice I asked her what her policy on ass-play was. To which she responded “Who’s ass, mine or yours?” To which I responded “I guess that’s a yes to one of them, then, right?” Not knowing which one, my boner instructed me to “proceed, but with caution”. I feel the same way again now.
Sorry to cut you off there, H.I., but we’ve got a jack-knifed big rig on the 405. Slow and go.
Altadena checking-in at 77.
Ya rfa, I briefly debated if spelling it like that was enabling their idiocy, decided not to give a shit. However, Chad Johnson will always be Chad Johnson.
Funions looked better with the sailor hat.
Hopefully it is as entertaining as those frotcasts
It’s about time my friends in Ohio got a line to replace “Those aren’t pillows!”
The motel they smashed in TP&A is the “El Rancho Motel” on route 41 in the Chicago burbs, slept their one night after partying in the suburbs and picking up a beast. Pretty sobering moment when you have to call a tow-truck for the girl you are taking home from a bar, but not sobering enough apparently