It’s hard to choose favorite lines in a song with as many amazing lines as Insane Clown Posse’s “Juggalo Island”, but a couple of mine were “There’s a mermaid wavin’ me to come in, underwater on my balls she’s hummin’” and the beautifully straightforward “I got my d*ck in your hot dog bun.”  You think that’s a metaphor?  Side Note: I think the internet may have falsely identified this kid as an Emo, when really he was a Juggalo all along. [via Buzzfeed ]

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

  • It’s Fight Gone Bad time again this year, and you know what that means: donate enough money to charity and you can see Ufford parade around in short shorts — and you won’t even have to go to a drag bar! |KissingSuzyKolber|
  • Will this Ping news be the Apple of your eye, or just a bad pun? |UproxxNews|
  • This meat smoker built a smoker that sends you a text when your meat is done smoking, which is great if you like smoking meat.  Blowjobs. |GammaSquad|
  • Pour out some Four Loko for Matt Leinart, who was cut by the Cardinals. |WithLeather|
  • Damn you, Ufford, for beating me to the “Corgi Friday” concept. |WarmingGlow|
  • “People falling on their face is never not funny.”  Agreed. |HolyTaco|
  • 8 places you don’t want to check in on Four Square. |Guyism|
  • Pajiba’s head nerd sees Going the Distance, finds it not that bad. (NEEEERRRD!) |Pajiba|
  • Halo Reach Hands on Preview part one. |G4|

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