Here’s a video that’s been making the rounds lately. Remember that scene in Live Free or Die Hard where Bruce Willis kills the helicopter with a car? This is like that, but… swarthier. Not that you need any background information to enjoy it, but the clip comes from Magadheera, the most expensive Tollywood movie ever made (Tollywood being India’s Telegu-language film industry, not to be confused with the Hindi-language Bollywood). It cost a reported $7.2 million to make, and won South India’s equivalent of a Best Picture Oscar. Make sure you watch it until the end for the kicker. It takes the helicopter-getting-smashed-by-a-car thing one step further. That’s right, Live Free or Die Hard, I think Magadheera just drank your mango lassi.
Though I have to admit, I was hoping there’d be more dancing. (*looks sadly at unused leotard*)
[Thanks to Mario for the tip]
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Indian Twihard however still fat, pockmarked and sitting on the floor in a mall
(*looks at unused leotard sadly*)
Put it in a cage to fight a kangaroo!
Wow, maybe they can get James Franco to play the villain for the American adaptation!
We’re gonna need some more tech support guys, I guess.
My favorite leotard was in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.
BRUNS! That’s His dick!
ROFLKOTAL! That villain really prefers redheads!
Bah! The Mighty One just cannot let this go, why didn’t that stupid woman just flop to the ground? WHY DO THESE WOMEN ENABLE THEIR VICTIMIZATION AND MURDER? If fuckhead wants you to run off the side of the cliff with his stupid ass, get Dr. King on his ass and go passive resistance.
Hell, in the case of Twilight fans, you would rip his arm out of the socket by falling to the ground. You could eat it like a turkey leg at a ren faire!
“Come out to the subcontinent, we’ll get together, have a few laughs.”
YIPPE CURRY, MOTHERFUCKER!
The funny part is where they think they’re in the sights of a sniper, but figure out that it’s just the red dot on their forehead.
[mouths] “Asian Dawn Movement?”
I was really looking forward to the song and dance number for “Now I have a machine gun HO HO HO.”
Tollywood movie goers were in for a surprise when they found out the hard way that the translation for the script had a small typo in “schieß auf das fenster”…
It won’t be hard to figure out that it’s his brother in the third one: ‘Indian Die Hard with a Pungence.’
Well, when you steal 600 rupee, you can just disappear. When you steal 600 million rupee, they will find you, unless they think you’re a slumdog millionaire.
Sorry Fek, I never bother reading. Here’s a jenkem balloon to make up for it.
I prefer Thai Hard.
Aaron Ralston thinks that final stunt looked totally fake. Also, he would nub the f*ck out of that Indian chick.
Jess, Donovan McNabb didn’t even know you could have a Thai Hard.
“THIS. IS. SPARTTAAAAAAaaaaa!!!!!!”