Hostess is now selling Green Lantern-themed “Glo Balls” . I don’t have a joke for this, I just thought you guys should know. They’ve got a cartoon on the package, but I’m sure it will also make a great tie in for the upcoming live-action Green Lantern movie starring Ryan Reynolds. Plus, I find picturing Ryan Reynolds shirtless while I eat them makes the creamy center taste even creamier. [RickyPurdin via GreatWhiteSnark]
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I’m more interested in the Flash Cakes. Are those anything like space cakes?
After my best friend got married he often had “No-Balls.”
They’ve also got a product for the black Green Lantern. Keep an eye out for the extra-large Ding-Dongs.
Those balls would go well with my cherry pie. Haha, just kidding. There’s no cherries in that pie!
GloBalls? Ufford’s going a bit overboard on that charity drive, isn’t he?
You don’t have to ask twice.
Of course I’d put those balls in my mouth. I’m a HoHo kind of girl.
The Mighty Feklahr will have to go with “Wonder Woman Creme Pie”…He just couldn’t think of a good Goatse Zinger.
Tom Cruise is still waiting for his twinkies.
Fek, Goatse Moon Pie.
If I understand the packaging, you can kiss his power ring while you’re down there.
I’ll pass on Ryan’s GLOBalls only because I want to get his Twinkie stinky.
Banner pic: Is that a screenshot of Precious in a lime green dress, bending over?
Dor sho gha! What’s this, a free ticket to hell?
Ryan’s GloBalls melt in your mouth and in your hand!
Glo Balls come with a frumunda cheese dip.
Throw a green twinkie in and you’ve got the full package.
If former Alanis Morissette fuck-sticks all got snacks, would Hi-C release Dave Coulier-er?
Ecto-Cooler was the shit.
Ryan’s GloBalls come in a scarlett box.
I’m kidding, they come wrapped in tissue.
I’d better get my Today Spongecake before I have any of those GloBalls.
now that’s an oan power battery i could fuck!
This post is missing the chocodiles.
Also, Hot Flash Cakes, for the Linda Carter now set.
Will they also have ScarJo’s Coconut Saggles?
These are infinitely better than the ones from his last movie, it took forever to get those out of the box.
GloWorm not included.
I still have a package of DareDevil Dogs, those came in an dirty brown bag.
I’d put his Glo Balls in my mouth for a chance to wipe my mouth with his wife’s Meat Kleenex
Keira Knightley’s Milk Duds always look bigger in the advertisements than they really are.
If the Green Lantern were black these would be covered with coco nut.
Ryan´s package came with a globall warning.
It’s only gay if you put them both in your mouth at the same time.
Is it gay if I photoshopped myself into that bottom right of that Ryan Reynolds pictures?
Photoshopping yourself on top of beached Val Kilmer is never gay.