More like Ben Abs Flex, amirite?
On this week’s Filmdrunk Frotcast:
- We discuss Ben’s charity softball game against the Jonas Brothers. Their charity? Raising awareness about not texting while you drive. Sadly, this is all 100% true.
- Brendan shows up drunk and interrupts everybody. Also, he wore an argyle sweater vest.
- We play one of the most epic Old Dirty Bastard clips in history, sent to us once again by Danger Guerrero (you can watch it below).
- I try unsuccessfully to convey why I think Project Runway is still must-see television.
- We play “Meet the Drunkards” with ChinoMoreno (surprise! she’s a girl). The best part is when I ask her an idiotic question and she says “….Ugh.” Priceless. Oh yes, expect that sound bite to get re-used. (34:30)
- Finally, we review The Town with Ryan Kearney, movie editor for TBD.com and Masshole. (an hour in)
BONUS FROTCAST DRINKING GAME: Take a drink every time someone says “reahview.” DISCLAIMER: You might die.
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So you mean to tell me that you once again fail to have only one person say one sentence in an accent without all of you parroting the accent for two minutes? It’s ok, I only know one person who hates that and he coughs into microphones.
Vince: You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of the sudden you look down and see a tortoise, Stephanie. It’s crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on it’s back, Stephanie.
Chino: …Ugh
Old Dirty Gauze Penis is my spirit animal.
Please say Ben hit one of those little fuckers with a pitch, he would be the new Kahless.
I killed myself after I listened to that :(
Goof Juice In Her Hooha. Is that a new energy drink?
I stole “goof juice in her hooha” from Patton, like everything else.
[www.youtube.com]
It’s cool Chino. We’ll just all treat it like a rape, be supportive, and remind you that it wasn’t your fault.
*whisper*
If she didn’t want those questions maybe she shouldn’t dress like that
My favorite part about softball with the Jonas brothers is knowing they can’t throw a breaking pitch. Their balls never drop.
I like to think Vince spelled my name wrong all morning as a way to keep me humble while giving me shout outs.
“YOU, JEWISH GUY, F^*K THAT ASIAN CHICK!”
Jewish Guy: “Okay! … Outta what?”
Ugh, maybe if the place where you put the double R had any rhyme or goddamn reason I wouldn’t misspell it. Ay dios mio, yo no spello bueno.
Listening.
Waiting to hear Chino.
OH MY GOD.
VINCE WORKS PROMISE RINGS INTO NELSON’S HINEY.
WHY DOES THE METAL GUY WEAR A SWEATER VEST???
I thought I had heard it before but couldn’t remember. Patton is just fantastic and worthy of stealing from.
Fucking hipster.
Why do Angus Young’s clothes make me sexually excited?
New ahp, ya fahkin’ queeahs!
* Horrible Boston accent unrelated.
Most. Uncomfortable. Interview. Ever.
Loving it.
Yea that interview was pretty much terrible.
Asking Chino whether or not you should buy a fixed-gear bicycle wasn’t a fair question when you know you’re going to buy to buy the bike that best matches the coloring of your scarf collection.
New rule: if interviews are going to follow the new format from here on out, Drunkards must be at least as wasted as the hosts to answer these questions.
Mick, I think that is a capital idea.
And if anyone can play the straight man role as well as Chino did while being asked those kind of moronic questions, I’d like to see it.
I got dice in mah reahview ya queeahs.
Chino pretty much sounded like someone who had just walked in on a lemonparty question and answer session.
A straight man can be hard to find.
Figures you guys had to call out of the room to find a straight man.
@Chino Moreno
I left my denim vest with the Mötörhead patches at home.
-Brendan
It’s probably laying underneath his Judas Priest ass-less chaps and studded codpiece.
Totally not judging.
Brendan, your umlauts cancel out the vest.
Then it’s agreed. Donk, start drinking now to prepare.
I left my denim vest with the Mötörhead patches at home.
It’s a coy vest, then?
Jesus Christ, the Australian translation slayed me.
Here’s a better link to this frotcast: [tinyurl.com]
@Ace
Yes it is, little Suzy Sweetpussy.
@Burnsy
Rick(y Nelson’s androgynous kids) Roll!
-Brendan
Little Suzy Sweetpussy
Like a wisp of cotton candy covering a papercut.
</Hicks’d>
Vince,
Were you really saying that you buy Playboy for the articles.
this is the drunkest interview I ve ever heard.
I lived in SF for 4 years and waited next to the Power Exchange every night. How come I never saw you?
Oh my gahd! Those hahd-ons on the frotcast ah the gayest bunch ah cawkbuscuits I evah heahd! I sweah to gahd, dat whole thing was like tryin’ to listen to a bunch ah lushes playin’ grab-ass durin’ a Chinese fiyahdrill.
Cawkbuscuits, all fouah ah ya.
They closed down the Power Exchange when word got out Vince was coming to the Bay Errrrbody gettin tips…errr ahh errr ahh.
Fun episode, but leapse never play clips from PROJECT RUNWAY ever again. Between Vince’s hair and Nick Ring the Frotcast has enough gayness in it already.
A dress make of gum wrappers???
You mean like this… [tinyurl.com]
Jailbait, the other kind of bait.
P.S. Fuck you all.
The best bike to ride in San Fran is one with an Armadildo seat.