This week on the Frotcast, we discuss our utter bewilderment with the top 20 shows on basic cable and related questions. Are we really that out of touch? What the hell is Rizzoli and Isles? Then we talk to Preston, a fine young gentleman who started a fake Steve Buscemi Twitter account that ALLEGEDLY got shut down when Kirstie Alley, believing him to be the real Steve Buscemi, ALLEGEDLY began propositioning him. Allegedly.
Finally, Bobby Hacker drops by to talk to us about Machete and Bret tells us his thoughts after finally seeing Transformers 2 for the first time.
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Ima make my suggestion here–get Chino Moreno on the frot. She has to be the most nominated commenter, right? So let it be written, so let it be done.
That’s definitely been on my to-do list.
I agree!
Try for Donk and Burnsy, too.
I’ve seen Rizzoli and Isles… it puts the meh in mehnopause.
I watch Burn Notice, Psych, and Covert Affairs in order to write very specific suggestions to USA as part of my Bring Back Lorenzo Lamas in Renegade letter writing campaign.
This has inspired me to start a Ghost of Jonathan Landon twitter account all about him imaginary 3-somes with Little House on the Prairie co-stars and fat celebrities. The one where Lindsay Greenbush eats his ass while his going down on Khloe Kardasian is super hot.
Taco cat? Dammit I’m mad, taco cat.
Wait, what’s wrong with the name Cody?
We didn’t say it was wrong, we said it was white. Are you white? Exactly.
I’m black from the waist down. BOOOOOOOOOOOM
*pimp walks to the corner*
And if you aint white, you aint right.
Try for Donk and Burnsy, too.
Call my agent. There better be Faygo in the green room.
Frotters, white names to consider:
Bristol, Levi, Tripp, and Trig.
If Bobby Hacker started a movie blog, by the way, I would dump your ass in a second, Vink.
SMH is what I call masturbating.
I don’t know what’s more pathetic, the fact that I lurked this site for a bit like a stalker, or that I only signed up for an account because you made mention of my white-ass name?
“If you white, you Ben Affleck” came into my head during the whitest name contest. Also Armadildo might be the greatest invention ever.
actually hearing what i wrote being read is one of the most surreal things i have ever experienced. almost as wild as seeing my baby momma poop herself and give birth at the same time. eek.
Placing Da’ or De’ in front of Cody automatically renders it a black name.
Example: De’Cody Fagg is a black guy who played for Florida State.
[sports.espn.go.com]
Here’s a visual representationof this week’s frotcast.
I call it “Taco Cat stalks an Armadildo while Auditioning Steve Buscemi bangs Robot Kirstie Alley in the desert bushes.”
You know just how to hurt me, Burnsy.
True story, I told everybody that I didn’t want to see Avatar because James Cameron looks like what I imagine the worst molesting catholic priest looks like, and I’ve already seen Pocahontas but…I can’t willingly and deliberately see anything that uses Papyrus font in any form. I would rather hang out with Austrian dungeon dad.
No Nick Ring this week? I haz a sad…