
Blockbuster filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy last week with plans to close down as many as 800 stores (interestingly, their $1 billion dollars of debt is only a fourth of MGM‘s), and in response, Consumerist created this infographic. As they say themselves:
Yes, this is a gross oversimplification, but you know… whatever.
I don’t even know what the numbers on the side of the graph mean, but I agree with those other people who don’t care either. F8ck Blockbuster. They came in, drove out all the independent video stores with decent porn collections, played ad reels of crappy Viacom movies instead of old cool stuff on the store TVs, quadrupled late fees, and started censoring movies. Not to mention a pretty crappy selection. I haven’t been so excited to see something fail since my step-brother Ted. Yeah, how’s the real estate business now, a-hole? Maybe you can pawn one of your sweet ties.



You’re never getting that $8 now, losers!
“Die Pigs Die” — what a delightful tag. So long, Walletbuster.
Now where am I supposed to get movie recommendations from the people I wouldn’t trust to wash my car without emptying out the change in the ashtray?
OOOOOOOOOOHHHH NAVY SEALS!
You could basically make that same graph with Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, and Dominos and show where Papa Johns started offering ordering online.
“Gawl-lee, ma, these kids are really takin’ to this internet thing!”
Long story short: Only hipster douchebags prefer “brick and mortar” stores.
Now where am I supposed to get movie recommendations from the people I wouldn’t trust to wash my car without emptying out the change in the ashtray?
IMDb.com and Filmdrunk.uproxx.com
You spelled F*ck wrong.
In related news, Gladiator was just re-classified out of “New Releases” so five days of shirtless Russell Crowe, here I come!
The glee I feel at watching this monopolistic fuck you biz implode in large part do to their greed and avarice is akin to when some ultra right anti gay preacher or politician gets caught with a dick in his ass.
But where will I go now to see 200 copies of the newest Step Up DVD taking up an entire half of a wall?
To be fair to Blockbuster, a lot more people were sad when the 3rd Reich fell. A *lot.*
There should be a line on that graph showing the impact of the sewer rat that crawled into the duct-work of my local blockbuster and fed on not but hot garbage and it’s own feces before finally suffocating in it’s own rancidity.*
*I only assume this happened because there is NO other explanation for the horrifying smell in the place… unless your mom went in ahead of me and queefed every time I rented a movie.
The banner graph mirrors my how many times I’ve been fired versus my new starting wage graph.
Guy’cha! The Mighty Feklahr just made the best joke in Latin that He has ever stuck the landing on over at the Evolution Debate forum!
“pie jesu domine, dona eis hominade”
ROFLKOTAL!
I was just as happy when Circuit City choked on it’s own cum-glazed shit of ineptitude and bait-and-switchery.
I’m currently +1723 of whatever that graph is trending. Cool, huh?
True story, my buddy used to work at Blockbuster and used his weekly free rentals to rip everything under the sun. I’ve got hard drives full because of these idiots.
*sees MPAA charging holding butterfly net, runs away to Benny Hill music”
I’m just glad it’s not over 9,000.
I work at Blockbuster :/
Blockbuster failed b/c they didn’t offer onsite tanning.
But… how will I see Nickelback if all their venues are closing???
The one and only time I went into a Blockbuster store I got shouted at for leaving the door open. No, wait, that was the biological warfare laboratories at Porton Down.
Praise Jebus I can still buy a newly released DVD with no extra features from Amazon/Best Buy (for now)/Wal-Mart (don’t judge) for only $21 plus tax.
@ gusthebear
Me too, where’s the love drunkards? :(
I’m no fan of those prices but being able to play copious amounts of video games and movies for free still beats all the complainin’ you queeahs are makin’!
Blockbuster? More like (b)lackluster
Wordplay!…. and racism?
The good news for BlockBuster employees is that there are a lot of new openings at RedBox. If you can manage to site within a small enclosed space for up to 12-hours at a time and you can make whirring and beeping sounds there is an rewarding career available to you.
That’s what Blockbuster™ gets for exploiting the proletariat. Workers of the world, unite!