The Daniel Songers have become self aware

Here’s a brand-new video from hilarious bad comedian Daniel Songer, who’s now calling himself an “anti-comedian, anti-entertainer, would you consider, dancer?”  I get the feeling he’s been reading what I’ve written about him, which makes me a little uncomfortable.  Aw, who am I kidding, I could never be mad at those hips.  This man fascinates me.  Daniel Songer makes a way better “most interesting man in the world.”

MORNING LINKS

• I wrote a full review of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. You should read it or whatever. |

• Isn’t That Special: How NBC Could Return Saturday Night Live to Glory.  By our pal, Burnsy. |Uproxx|

• Has Walmart Turned Its Back On You? (also by Burnsy). |UproxxNews|

• Stephen Colbert testifies in character before congress. |WarmingGlow|

• A fully functional R2D2. |GammaSquad|

• Christmas Ape starts Meast/Least by spoiling Catfish. |KissingSuzyKolber|

• MC Hammer is appalled by Jay-Z. |SmokingSection|

• Anonymous’ Best Scientology Protest Signs. |Buzzfeed|

• Six Local NILFs (Newscasters I’d Like to F@#k) You Need to Know. |TheSmokingJacket|

• 21 Awesome Things That Look Like Darth Vader. |Maxim|

• The 10 best Clint Howards. |NERDS!!!|

• Girl with cartoonishly large breasts keeps threatening to sue. |BostonBarstoolSports|

• Similarly, Holy Taco receives a cease and desist order. |HolyTaco|

• The RZA discusses fighting techniques in his kung fu movie. |Screenjunkies|

(*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHM*)

[Pictures via Tumblr]