I admit, I have a tough time separating Adrian Grenier from the personality-free husk of a douchebag he plays on Entourage, which is probably partially his fault, but still a little unfair. Adrian Grenier is more than Vinny Chase, probably. He even directed a documentary, Teenage Paparazzo, about a 13-year-old celebrity photographer Grenier met and befriended. It premieres on HBO later this month, and to promote it, Grenier has been making viral-ish videos like this one, starring Kristin Cavallari, Kim Kardashian, Bob Saget, Mario Lopez and Vince from Shamwow, among others, promoting a fictional “S’leb Suit”, to protect celebrities from the paparazzi. Get it? It’s like a one of those radiation suits. Pretty funny, right? Well, okay, maybe not, but sort of wacky. And definitely satirical. Ish. Hmm, well it’s campy, anyway. …Christ, is there really two more minutes of this left? Maybe it gets funny at the end. I guess we’ll never know.
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I’m supposed to laugh when?
Kim Kardashian’s gyno wears the same suit for her checkups- she probably just borrowed his.
“Hey it’s Vince. You know me from ShamWow and Slap Chop. Or you might have seen me in and out of that seedy hotel room that those Black guys deal meth out of.”
Adrien Grenier could write for SNL if he would only tone down the wackiness of his bits.
Sarah Jessica Parker avoids paparazzi by sticking her head in a bag of oats.
Wheatus playing the theme song to Teenage Paparazzo or GTFO
Kristin Cavallari’s just wearing one of Jay Cutler’s rubbers.
‘Cause I’m just a Teenage Paparazzo, baby
Yeah, I’m just a Teenage Paparazzo, baby
Take pictures of C-list starlets, maybe
From a tree, oo-oo-oo-oowoo
At what point do you decide to become a paparazzo as a kid. I think it’s when the football team does the Atomic Sit-Up to you in the showers.
The chances of that kid shitting on Grenier’s chest halfway through the movie are slim and none right? Yeah I thought taking a dump on a piece of shit might be kind of redundant.
Michelle Rodriguez is certainly making the rounds this morning. Get back to me when she starts talking about dog fucking again.
Unfortunately, the kid is finding there isn’t much of a market for knee-to-shoulder candids.
Oh sure, but I try and teach a 13yr old boy some photography tricks and I can’t live within 1500 feet of a school.
Ke$ha looks like a Unicorn came all over her face.