A Tribute to Daniel Songer

I admit it, I was late picking up on Daniel Songer, and for that I apologize.  Adam sent me this tribute he made back in May, and it is amazing. Songo’s comedic talent is debatable, but hot damn, the man can dance.  And his hip thrusts… powerful stuff.  He and I may need to have a thrust off to settle this.  The internet’s not big enough for the both of us.  (*thrusts hips, steps on cat, knocks over lamp*)

MORNING LINKS

• Blockbuster’s bankrupt.  Will Netflix drop the ball? |Uproxx|

• A guide to meeting famous people. |Uproxx|

• Corgis in the snow set to Chariots of Fire.  They’re like the worms from Dune. |WarmingGlow|

• This bike has no chain.  Your move, hipsters. |GammaSquad|

• NFL memes of the week: I guess that Colts thing is now called “pigwoman.” |KSK|

• (*sigh*) Emma Watson used to be so hot. |via Suicideblonde|

• India is hosting the Commonwealth Games, leading to this hilarious story about dogs pooping in English athletes’ beds.  So many fallen monocles. |WithLeather|

• A review of the latest Civilization, the game that stole a healthy chunk of my adolescence. |G4|

• The 7 most dangerous places you should never visit. |Guyism|

• 10 celebrities with cleft-ass chins. |UnrealityMag|

• Black Dynamite is a comic book now, y’all.  |ApeEntertainment|

• Does this look like the face of a vice principal who paid a student to tell him about masturbating? |BarstoolSports|

• The 10 most exciting alternate uses for a Flesh Light. |HolyTaco|

• 9 film characters who were buried alive. |Screenjunkies|

• I see Extremo the Clown finally caught us talking about him.  We love you, Extremo, please don’t murder us. |ExtremeFilmDrinking|

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