Since last week’s discovery of F.A.R.T. the Movie (“about a man named Russell who is obsessed with farting. His girlfriend Heather despises farts and becomes angry with Russell because all he does is watch television and fart.), I’ve scarcely been able to sleep. How could so magnificent a film escape my notice for so long? Inspired by that fine piece of cinema, our video editor Oliver has put together a compilation of 20 classic movie farts in two minutes. NEVER FORGET. The tragedy that F.A.R.T. the Movie was lost for so long shall not be repeated.
Additional Trivia: If you’re keeping score at home, this compilation actually features fart scenes from three separate Best Picture Oscar winners (Rain Man, Dances with Wolves, and Amadeus). To my knowledge, they are the only Best Picture Oscar winners ever to prominently feature farting, unless of course you count Crash, which was actually an unauthorized sequel to F.A.R.T. the Movie. True story.
Oliver would also like to point out that he drew upon this list of cinema’s greatest fart scenes for inspiration.
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I feel as though *fart sound* would be oddly inappropriate here.
Oliver spelled his own name wrong. Glad to see you hire the best and the brightest, Vince.
“I literally shit my pants. Whether from laughing or incontinence post re-traction, I don’t know.” – Pete Hammond
Garbage Pail Kids movie?
That video proves that flatulence should be considered a (f)artform.
*hates self*
I was convinced the Mr Creoste sketch from The Meaning of Life was chock-full of farty goodness and therefore a glaring omission. Watched the scene and he doesn’t fart once. Thanks for nothing, memory.
Creosote. *projectile vomits into bucket*
@settes You buffoon! Can’t you see that misspelling my own name was an act of solidarity for the late stage legend Rue McClanahan, who had her name misspelled during the memorial montage at this year Tony Awards!?!
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I actually saw the VHS of F.A.R.T. the Movie being sold in one of those gag gift magazines at least.. 10 years ago. I always wondered what I had missed by not begging my parents to buy it for me.
No, scratch that. Had to have been even longer ago. Was made in 1991? Damn…
What about Marky Mark’s classic fart in The Departed. It may just be a fart noise in rhetort to a Hawthorne reference but its still so worth it!
Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on with John C. Reilly’s forehead in that picture? It looks like Lieutenant Worf came on the left side of his face.