Here’s a scene Will Ferrell shot with Jimmy Fallon using fake arms. It’s pretty sweet (fake arm scene starts at 7:14). I see Jimmy Fallon’s still doing that isn’t-it-cute-when-I-ruin-the-scene-with-my-giggling thing. Good for him.
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Robopanda takes a hard look at our favorite thing, animals in the news. |Uproxx|
The Hellboy dude has a sweet new book out, if you’re into that sort of thing. |GammaSquad|
Some lesbian chick is on CSI. She’s not very cute. I’d still hit it though. |
Emmett Smith’s dog has a boner. |KissingSuzyKolber|
Listen to the latest Frotcast. Hear stories about Gary Busey. |Frotcast|
Here are some pictures of that trashy-looking whore Brett Farve sent pictures of his wiener to. |HolyTaco|
Nolan Ryan owns the Rangers or some sh*t. |WithLeather|
Awesomely terrible TV theme songs from the 80s. |Pajiba|
(Pictured) This is a cute idea. Though a bit unnecessary for me. I just have my fine Japanese f*ck pillow save seats for me. People avoid her because of semen stains. [via]
‘Weird Science’ vs. ‘Real Genius’: 25th Anniversary Geek-Off. |InsideMovies|
Kama Sutra being released as an audio book. Ooookay. |FListed|
10 fake but memorable movie websites. |ScreenJunkies|
The nine biggest WTF Ice Cream truck incidents. Now that is an awesomely random list. |Ranker|

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Nolan Ryan also owns Robin Ventura… (*old man strength – knuckles to forehead, knuckles to forehead, and repeat*)
I know i’m not alone when I say that marketing for The other Guys is funnier than the film.
A Prius just doesn’t bring the laughs any more.
Velma hand-job fantasy has died a death this day.
Absolutely serious – we had a drug dealing ice cream man here when I was growing up. He wasn’t doing much to keep it secret, either. The painted sign on the side and front of the truck said ‘Ken’s Munchies’.
Where, exactly would you use a dirty metal spoon to save your seat, prison?
Scooby unmasked …the Industrialists!!! so many times I became a teenage communard. Or a cross dresser? I forget, whatever it was I’m ashamed of it now.
Bah, if you want your seat back, do it like the Klingons do. Go back to the Fortress of Solitude, regain your superpowers, enter the diner, spin the asshole around, toss him into a pinball machine, and offer a fair sum for collateral damage!
I will send Anderson Silva pictures of my dick…IN HIS EAR DURING HIS UNCONSCIOUS STATE AFTER BEING BRUTALLY PUMMELED…LIVE, at UFC 117, August 7th on PPV!
That’s interesting…usually it’s the deer that gets stuffed and mounted…
Jeez, everywhere I look there’s another damn Bieber sighting. Maybe there ought to be an open Bieber season to thin out the herd a little.