Here’s the video Baby Goose created as a wholesome alternative to 2 Girls 1 Cup, 2 Corgis 1 treadmill.  You know how that stick with the carrot on the end of it makes the rabbit keep running?  It’s videos like this that keep me sitting here staring at the internet and not moving. [via ihasahotdog]

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

Christina-Hendricks-emmys-2010Robopanda explores the new “Prancin’ Cera” meme. |Uproxx|

Even more Robopanda: Ridin’ Dirty news round-up. |UproxxNews|

Tony LaRussa and Albert Poo Holes attend “non-political” Glenn Beck rally. |WithLeather|

If Conde Nast loses balls, Cheezburger magnate offers to buy Reddit. |GammaSquad|

Nice commercial: “If you and your spouse hate each other like poison and want to get out of the hell hole you call a marriage…” |WarmingGlow|

Meet Emcee Yves Saint and DJ Candlestick, aka the Niceguys.  Hey, didn’t your mom used to date a DJ Candlestick? |SmokingSection|

PICTURED: I’m not covering the Emmys because I can’t imagine anything more asinine and pointless, but I’ll gladly leave Christina Hendricks here as click bait. She has nice… uh… hair. |Bohemea|

‘Icons of the Web’ Collage Is Like a Magic Eye Puzzle of the Internet. |Urlesque|

Video Vault: Accidental Rock Star Stage Dives. |TheSmokingJacket|

Strange ways people get high, an infographic. (yes, it includes jenkem). |NextRound|

15 observations Pajiba made while watching Takers. (1 observation I made while reading Pajiba: NEEEEERRRRRDS!) |Pajiba|

“My date with Adam West.” |HolyTaco|

Interview with the director of the Last Exorcism. |ScreenJunkies|