Goodbye-vagina

This movie sounds awesome.  I’m interested in the sequel, where her the ghost of her vagina possesses the body of a local psychic and they get together for one last tryst.  The lady and her dead vagina, I mean. [via GoodbyeForeverFatty -possiblyNSFW]

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Listen to the this week’s Frotcasts, if you haven’t already subscribed.  Part one: The writers of Sh*t My Dad Says. Part two: Louie, The Other Guys, UFC 117.

The-Dude-Shirt20,000 calories of real American news. Chug it, fatty. |UproxxNews|

The unofficial NBA Jam All Star team. |Uproxx|

The Evolution of Mickey Rourke’s Face. |Buzzfeed|

Judge Judy makes $45 million a year. $45 f*cking million dollars.  How much do the male judges make?  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, equal pay my ass. |WarmingGlow|

Amazingly lifelike robot hand is amazingly terrifying. Once I get one of these, you’re all in big trouble. |GammaSquad|

Rick Ross’s new track, “The Summa’s Mine.” Not to be confused of course, with Disney chief Rich Ross, though they’re both pretty gangsta. |SmokingSection|

The 11 worst Cathy comics. I saw some article about Cathy’s retirement yesterday saying it was “30 Rock before its time.”  Uh, no. |Guyism|

The many faces of Michael Cera. |Pajiba|

500 nerds gather for massive light-saber battle. They’re just frotting with all those phallic symbols.  |ScreenJunkies|

Japanese water-powered jet pack fails miserably, hilariously. |HolyTaco|

(pictured) Check out Jim Horwat’s awesome The Dude-themed t-shirts. |JimHorwat|